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Thursday, June 6, 2019

463 Food Quotes in English for Foodies and Food Lovers

In this article, we will provide you best Food Quotes in English which consists of the best collection of diet quotes, status, food messages, thoughts and sayings which will lead to knowing the real importance of food, how much should you love it and what should you eat to live an active and healthy lifestyle.




Below are the best Food Quotes in English:-



“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz

“Food is everything we are. It’s an extension of nationalist feeling, ethnic feeling, your personal history, your province, your region, your tribe, your grandma. It’s inseparable from those from the get-go.” – Anthony Bourdain

“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” – Chris Rock

“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.” – Jo Brand

“Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don’t forget food. You can go a week without laughing.” – Joss Whedon

“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.” – Orson Welles

“Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.” – Bethenny Frankel

“Food is the most primitive form of comfort.” – Sheila Graham

“Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.” – Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“I am a better person when I have less on my plate.” – Elizabeth Gilbert

“Good food ends with good talk.” – Geoffrey Neighor

“Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.” – Adelle Davis

“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” – Abraham Lincoln

“Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal.” – Voltaire

“Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.” – Ernestine Ulmer

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.” – Erma Bombeck

“There is no love sincerer than the love of food.” – George Bernard Shaw

“First we eat, then we do everything else.” – M.F.K. Fisher

Best Food Quotes


“I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.” – Nora Ephron

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” – Jim Davis

“I hate people who are not serious about meals. It is so shallow of them.” – Oscar Wilde

“What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.” – A.A. Milne

“Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice.” – Mary Berry

“No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.” – Christopher Morley

“Rice is born in water and must die in wine.” – Italian Proverb

“To eat is to appropriate by destruction.” – Jean-Paul Sartre

“We don’t get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we’re getting fat.” – Gary Taubes

“He who does not mind his belly, will hardly mind anything else.” – Samuel Johnson

“For me, the good food starts with good product.” – Jean-Georges Vongerichten

“Food is for eating, and good food is to be enjoyed… I think food is, actually, very beautiful in itself.” – Delia Smith

“Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.” – Harriet Van Horne

“Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.” – G. K. Chesterton

“Vegetables are food of the earth, but fruits taste of the heavens.” – Terri Guillemets

“Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.” – Beth McCollister

“He who eats alone chokes alone.” – Arabian Proverb

“It’s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.” – Lewis Grizzard

“Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.” – Sophia Loren

“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” – Oscar Wilde

“If soup isn’t hot enough to make a grown man wince, it’s undrinkable.” – Terri Guillemets

“When a man’s stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor.” – Euripides

“The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.” – Julia Child

“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.” – Doug Larson

“Eating is always a decision, nobody forces your hand to pick up food and put it into your mouth.” – Albert Ellis

“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.” – Fran Lebowitz

“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.” – Will Rogers




Best Short Food Quotes


“The secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.” – Mark Twain

“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.” – George Bernard Shaw

“If you really want to make a friend, go to someone’s house and eat with him – the people who give you their food give you their heart.” – Cesar Chavez

“If I have one addiction in life, it’s probably food.” – Liam Hemsworth

“Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate.” – Alan D. Wolfelt

“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.” – Mahatma Gandhi

“Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want.” – Gael Greene

“People who love to eat are always the best people.” – Julia Child

“Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.” – Ruth Reichl

“Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul.” – Dorothy Day

“You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.” – Paul Prudhomme

“Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is.” – Irish Proverb

“One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well.” – Virginia Woolf

“People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare.” – Ted Allen

“If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you’ll still see the pounds come off.” – Misty May-Treanor

“Food is not just eating energy. It’s an experience.” – Guy Fieri

“Food, to me, is always about cooking and eating with those you love and care for.” – David Chang

“One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.” – Luciano Pavarotti

“One should eat to live, not live to eat.” – Moliere

“I get way too much happiness from good food.” – Elizabeth Olsen

“Eating good food is my favourite thing in the whole world. Nothing is more blissful.” – Justine Larbalestie

“Patience is the secret to good food.” – Gail Simmons

“I enjoy my food. I like to grill; I do that a lot. I like meat and have big dinners – steak, red meat splurges, prime cuts.” – Taylor Kinney

“People will travel anywhere for good food – it’s crazy.” – Rene Redzepi

“I think about food literally all day every day. It’s a thing.” – Taylor Swift

“Food is art and science. So, you take something out, you have to work with the recipe to make sure that you’re providing delicious food with cleaner labels.” – Denise Morrison

“The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken.” – Maya Angelou

“Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love or exercise.” – Hans Selye

“Good food is healthy food. Food is supposed to sustain you so you can live better, not so you can eat more. Some people eat to live, and some people live to eat.” – Yolanda Adams

“Most fast food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don’t seem to care about the fat aspect.” – Eric Schlosser

“Food is our common ground, a universal experience.” – James Beard

“Everyone would be healthier if they didn’t eat junk food.” – Robert Atkins

“When you don’t have food in your life, just for a day, it makes you realise you’re lucky to have it the next day. So the day after fasting, the music that comes out will be very joyous.” – Chris Martin

“Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.” – Hippocrates

“Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.” – Audrey Hepburn

Best Inspirational Food Quotes


“By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity.” – David H. Murdock

“I love food. I’m a big food person. I’m really passionate about eating good food all the time.” – Dreama Walker

“There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.” – Robert Frost

“The most dangerous food is wedding cake.” – James Thurber

“The chief pleasure in eating does not consist in costly seasoning, or exquisite flavor, but in yourself.” – Horace

“I’m just someone who likes cooking and for whom sharing food is a form of expression.” – Maya Angelou

“Clean water and access to food are some of the simplest things that we can take for granted each and every day. In places like Africa, these can be some of the hardest resources to attain if you live in a rural area.” – Marcus Samuelsson

“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” – J. R. R. Tolkien

“Never eat more than you can lift.” – Miss Piggy






“So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.” – Franz Kafka

“Food is a huge passion of mine, and because I want to eat whatever I want, I run every morning, and then I do weights a few times a week. It’s just how I can balance eating pancakes in the morning, a big burger for lunch, and then a fat steak and cheesecake at night.” – Matt Bar

“You can tell alot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans.” – Ronald Reagan

“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.” – David Mamet

“It’s okay to eat fish because they don’t have any feelings.” – Kurt Cobain

“Every time you use the word ‘healthy,’ you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy.” – Marcus Samuelsson

“Only the pure in heart can make a good soup.” – Ludwig van Beethoven

“Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity.” – Jonathan Safran Foer

“In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport.” – Julia Child

“Food feeds both the body and soul – there are clear reasons to eat a balanced diet, but there are also reasons you cling to your mom’s secret chicken noodle soup recipe when you’re sick.” – Michael Mina

“I like food. I like eating. And I don’t want to deprive myself of good food.” – Sarah Michelle Gellar

.) “Food is everything we are. It’s an extension of nationalist feeling, ethnic feeling, your personal history, your province, your region, your tribe, your grandma. It’s inseparable from those from the get-go.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “You learn a lot about someone when you share a meal together.” –  Anthony Bourdain

.) “Bad food is made without pride, by cooks who have no pride, and no love. Bad food is made by chefs who are indifferent, or who are trying to be everything to everybody, who are trying to please everyone… Bad food is fake food… food that shows fear and lack of confidence in people’s ability to discern or to make decisions about their lives.” –  Anthony Bourdain

.) “To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.” –  Anthony Bourdain

.) “Skills can be taught. Character you either have or you don’t have.” –  Anthony Bourdain

.) “Your body is not a temple. It’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “If I’m an advocate for anything, it’s to move. As far as you can, as much as you can. Across the ocean, or simply across the river. Walk in someone else’s shoes or at least eat their food. It’s a plus for everybody.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Barbecue may not be the road to world peace, but it’s a start.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “In America, the professional kitchen is the last refuge of the misfit. It’s a place for people with bad pasts to find a new family.” – Anthony Bourdain

Best Diet Quotes


.) “Do we really want to travel in hermetically sealed popemobiles through the rural provinces of France, Mexico and the Far East, eating only in Hard Rock Cafes and McDonald’s? Or do we want to eat without fear, tearing into the local stew, the humble taqueria’s mystery meat, the sincerely offered gift of a lightly grilled fish head?” – Anthony Bourdain

.) Meals make the society, hold the fabric together in lots of ways that were charming and interesting and intoxicating to me. The perfect meal, or the best meals, occur in a context that frequently has very little to do with the food itself. – Anthony Bourdain

.) The Italians and Spanish, the Chinese and Vietnamese see food as part of a larger, more essential and pleasurable part of daily life. Not as an experience to be collected or bragged about – or as a ritual like filling up a car – but as something else that gives pleasure, like sex or music, or a good nap in the afternoon. – Anthony Bourdain

.) “I travel around the world, eat a lot of s—, and basically do whatever the f— I want.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “I’d put aside my psychotic rage, after many years being awful to line cooks, abusive to waiters, bullying to dishwashers. It’s terrible — and counter-productive — to make people feel like idiots for working hard for you.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Travel is about the gorgeous feeling of teetering in the unknown.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Travel changes you. As you move through this life and this world you change things slightly, you leave marks behind, however small. And in return, life—and travel—leaves marks on you.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “To be treated well in places where you don’t expect to be treated well, to find things in common with people you thought previously you had very, very little in common with, that can’t be a bad thing.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) I don’t have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when someone denies themselves the pleasure of a bloody hunk of steak or a pungent French cheese because of some outdated nonsense about what’s appropriate or attractive. – Anthony Bourdain

.) Anyone who’s a chef, who loves food, ultimately knows that all that matters is: ‘Is it good? Does it give pleasure? –Anthony Bourdain

.) “I don’t have to agree with you to like you or respect you.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Assume the worst. About everybody. But don’t let this poisoned outlook affect your job performance. Let it all roll off your back. Ignore it. Be amused by what you see and suspect. Just because someone you work with is a miserable, treacherous, self-serving, capricious, and corrupt asshole shouldn’t prevent you from enjoying their company, working with them, or finding them entertaining.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “The way you make an omelet reveals your character.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “If you’re twenty-two, physically fit, hungry to learn and be better, I urge you to travel – as far and as widely as possible. Sleep on floors if you have to. Find out how other people live and eat and cook. Learn from them – wherever you go.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “No one understands and appreciates the American Dream of hard work leading to material rewards better than a non-American.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “What nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast?” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “It’s very rarely a good career move to have a conscience.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Context and memory play powerful roles in all the truly great meals in one’s life.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Basic cooking skills are a virtue… the ability to feed yourself and a few others with proficiency should be taught to every young man and woman as a fundamental skill. [It’s] as vital to growing up as learning to wipe one’s own a–, cross the street by oneself, or be trusted with money.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Luck is not a business model.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Maybe that’s enlightenment enough: to know that there is no final resting place of the mind; no moment of smug clarity. Perhaps wisdom…is realizing how small I am, and unwise, and how far I have yet to go.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Travel isn’t always pretty. It isn’t always comfortable. Sometimes it hurts, it even breaks your heart. But that’s okay. The journey changes you; it should change you. It leaves marks on your memory, on your consciousness, on your heart, and on your body. You take something with you. Hopefully, you leave something good behind.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Without experimentation, a willingness to ask questions and try new things, we shall surely become static, repetitive, and moribund.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “I am not afraid to look like an idiot.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “I, personally, think there is a real danger of taking food too seriously. Food should be part of the bigger picture.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Without new ideas success can become stale.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Don’t lie about it. You made a mistake. Admit it and move on. Just don’t do it again. Ever.” – Anthony Bourdain




Popular Food Quotes


.) “I’m a big believer in winging it. I’m a big believer that you’re never going to find perfect city travel experience or the perfect meal without a constant willingness to experience a bad one. Letting the happy accident happen is what a lot of vacation itineraries miss, I think, and I’m always trying to push people to allow those things to happen rather than stick to some rigid itinerary.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “I’ve long believed that good food, good eating, is all about risk. Whether we’re talking about unpasteurized Stilton, raw oysters or working for organized crime ‘associates,’ food, for me, has always been an adventure” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “I always entertain the notion that I’m wrong, or that I’ll have to revise my opinion. Most of the time that feels good; sometimes it really hurts and is embarrassing.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “The journey is part of the experience – an expression of the seriousness of one’s intent. One doesn’t take the A train to Mecca.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “People are generally proud of their food. A willingness to eat and drink with people without fear and prejudice… they open up to you in ways that somebody visiting who is driven by a story may not get.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “There is no Final Resting Place of the Mind.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Sometimes the greatest meals on vacations are the ones you find when Plan A falls through.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “For a moment, or a second, the pinched expressions of the cynical, world-weary, throat-cutting, miserable bastards we’ve all had to become disappears, when we’re confronted with something as simple as a plate of food.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “I am not a fan of people who abuse service staff. In fact, I find it intolerable. It’s an unpardonable sin as far as I’m concerned, taking out personal business or some other kind of dissatisfaction on a waiter or busboy.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “An ounce of sauce covers a multitude of sins.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Our movements through time and space seem somehow trivial compared to a heap of boiled meat in broth, the smell of saffron, garlic, fishbones and Pernod.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “It’s been an adventure. We took some casualties over the years. Things got broken. Things got lost. But I wouldn’t have missed it for the world.” – Anthony Bourdain

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded: dead.    — Woody Allen.

Hunger is the best sauce.

What happens to the holes when all the cheese has been eaten ?

Cheese /n/ Bovine mammary fluid curdled by stomach enzymes and injected with mold.

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate — you know someone's fingers have been all over it.    — Buy at Amazon.comJulia Childs on nouvelle cuisine.

A rich and varied menu is for people who have no work to do.    — Buy at Amazon.comRoald Amundsen (—).

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.    — Buy at Amazon.comH.L. Mencken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it.

So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they ? The answer can be summed up between two buns.    — Stephen Colbert.

I love cats... they taste just like chicken.    — Bumper sticker.

Chicken pot pie... my  favorite things.

Sigh. Got to go buy some food. A mouse hung itself in my fridge and left a note 'can't live like this'.    — Ustas.

New Food Quotes


Ingredients as fresh as they were  years ago.    — Slogan of the Biscuitville restaurant.

If life gives you a lemon, make lemonade. However — if life gives you a pickle, you might as well give up, because pickle-ade is disgusting.    — Clifton J. Gray.

Don't confuse: Jell-O with whipped cream for dessert and J-Lo with whipped cream for dessert.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple ? Finding half a worm...

It's weird that we cook bacon and we bake cookies.

It's important to watch what you eat. Otherwise, how are you going to get it into your mouth ?    — Matt Diamond.

Can it be a mistake that STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards ??

The devil came to me last night and asked what I wanted in exchange for my soul. I still can't believe I said pizza. Friggin' cravings.    — Marc Ostroff.

I overheard someone say: 'I'm a pizza kind of guy as if there are other types of people'.    — Andrew Toms.

I don't LIKE food, I LOVE it. If I don't LOVE it, I don't SWALLOW.    — Food critic Anton Ego in the movie Ratatouille.

I'd think that anyone who truly wanted to end world hunger would donate his or her body to culinary science.    — Kevin Wickart.

My cousin is the epitome of stupidity. I told her to clean the turkey for some dumb party we are having. And she puts it in the oven right and sets it to 'clean' and I was like 'y u do dat ?'. 'oh the oven has a clean setting'. So we all ate TV dinners that night.    — TheWickerMan.

I think they should put a warning label on strawberries: 'Caution: tastes nothing like a strawberry milkshake'.    — Ryan Kaplan.

Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I'm looking at a bowl of cereal or having another acid flashback.    — Dave Henry.

I need all  food groups now to get my mind off of things: pussy, beer, weed, cake.

And, of course, the funniest food of all: 'Kumquats'.    — George Carlin.

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.    — Scott Adams.

Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for  minutes on break.    — Lev L. Spiro






If I share my food with you, it's either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it.

I ran out of Tupperware one day, so I took my cottage cheese to work tied up in a condom. I'm not allowed to use the employee refrigerator anymore.    — Rolf Lundgren.

Remember, fellas, nothing say: 'I want to get kicked in the balls' like a box of fat-free chocolates.    — Don Swain

I tried to say no to chocolate, but it wouldn't listen.

Latest Food Quotes


Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.    — Buy at Amazon.comMark Twain.

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.    — Buy at Amazon.comJonathan Swift (—), Irish-born Anglican priest and writer.

Lutefisk ? Perhaps this is why the Vikings were so feared, if they were man enough to consume rotten fish, or fish cured with lye or urine, well... you think they'd be afraid of your silly little swords and arrows ?    — Ill Lich.

The biggest challenge when eating surstr√∂mming is to vomit only after the first bite, as opposed to before.    — Wolfgang Fassbender, food critic.

Gourmet /n./ Anyone whom, when you fail to finish something strange or revolting, remarks that it's an acquired taste and that you're leaving the best part."

Haggis /n./ Haggis is a kind of stuff black pudding eaten by the Scots and considered by them to be not only a delicacy but fit for human consumption. The minced heart, liver and lungs of a sheep, calf or other animal's inner organs are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled in maw in the sheep's intestinal stomach-bag and... Excuse me a minute...

Farts are the ghosts of food we ate.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.    — Scott Adams.

All mushrooms are edible, but some are only edible once.    — Terry Pratchett.

Dinner at the Huntercombes' possessed only two dramatic features — the wine was a farce and the food a tragedy.    — Anthony Powell (- ), British novelist.

I think I could eat one of Bellamy's veal pies.    — Buy at Amazon.comWilliam Pitt the Younger (—), British statesman, last words.

An army marches on its stomach.    — Buy at Amazon.comNapoleon.

Kissing don't last: cookery do !    — Buy at Amazon.comGeorge Meredith (—), British novelist.

There's nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.

Note to self: Alcohol based marinades and gas ovens SHOULD NOT BE COMBINED.

I put a big lump of meat int he oven and roasted it and used the smoke detector as a timer.    — trib.

I mean, seriously, we are a culture that can stand in front of a microwave with a burrito in it and scream 'FASTER!'    — Ross Brown.

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.    — Buy at Amazon.comSamuel Butler (—).

My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.    — Winston Churchill.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.    — Winston Churchill.

What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common ? Both involve -year-old meat in between two nine-year-old buns.    — ndle.

Ham and eggs: a day's work for a hen; a lifetime commitment for a pig.

With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.

When I go to a restaurant, I always ask for a chicken and an egg, to see which comes first.

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.    — Buy at Amazon.comCalvin Trillin.

Last week I ate a th Avenue bar on th Avenue while little kids eating Snickers bars snickered at me. It was probably that whole 'irony' thing.    — John Gephart.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of ? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners !    — Buy at Amazon.comRoald Dahl (-), Norwegian writer.

Some breakfast food manufacturer hit upon the simple notion of emptying out the leavings of carthorse nose bags, adding a few other things like unconsumed portions of chicken layer's mash, and the sweepings of racing stables, packing the mixture in little bags and selling them in health food shops.    — Buy at Amazon.comFrank Muir (- ), British writer and broadcaster.

A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen.    — Emily Lotney.

Cannibal /n/ Someone who is fed up with people.

Eat the rich — the poor are tough and stringy.

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child — if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.    — W. C. Fields.

By the time they had diminished from  to , the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'...    — Gary Larson, The Far Side.

If Will E. Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner ?

Short Food Quotes


If you waste your time cooking, you'll miss the next meal.

Butter vs. Margarine ? I trust cows over scientists.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.    — Buy at Amazon.comFanny Fern (-), US writer.

Either the chocolate in my pocket has melted, or this is something altogether more sinister.    — Rjx.

Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt.    — Seen on a girl's T-shirt.

Guillaume, dammi del cioccolato, se no non riesco a pensare.    — Jenny in distress...

If it screams, it's not food... yet.

I eat bacon for breakfast, bacon for lunch and I drink my dinner    — From the movie Buy at Amazon.comGrumpy Old Men.






Be involved in things but don't commit. It's like eggs and bacon. The chicken was involved, but the pig was committed.

A Texas woman, Waynetta Nolan, was sentenced to  years in jail for running over the manager of a McDonald's with her car because she wanted mayonnaise on her cheeseburger.

You will feel hungry again in another hour.    — Fortune cookie message.

Save a mouse, eat a pussy.    — Kevin Peter Kelly.

An average of two rodent hairs per one hundred grams of peanut butter is allowed.    — No. . FDA Government guidelines.

The best number for a dinner party is two — myself and a dam' good head waiter.    — Buy at Amazon.comNubar Gulbenkian (—), Turkish oil magnate.

It is as bad as bad can be: it is ill-fed, ill-killed, ill-kept, and ill-drest.    — Buy at Amazon.comSamuel Johnson (-), British lexicographer. About the roast mutton at an inn.

Give me liberty or... OOOooo... A jelly donut !    — Homer Simpson.

Oh my God, Space Aliens !! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids ! Eat them !    — Homer Simpson.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it probably needs a little more time in the microwave.    — Lori Dowdy.

Just because something's toxic doesn't mean it's not tasty.    — Matthew J. Siske.

You can't get ice cream out of shit ... I don't care how much you stir.    — Unknown.

Sesame seeds and Poppy seeds are the only officially acceptable 'spots' that should be seen on the surface of any loaf of bread. Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth areas are a good indication that your bread has turned into a pharmaceutical laboratory experiment.

Her eyes were cold and harsh, which made them tough to chew.    — Danno.

People are more opposed to fur than leather because rich ladies are easier to harass than bikers.    — Bumper sticker.

Sacred cows make the best burgers.

What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide ? To hold cows together.

Did you know that a cow was MURDERED to make that jacket ?

Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.    — Jake Johansen.

Save the whales — collect the entire set.    — Bumper sticker.

Popular Food Quotes


Great restaurants are, of course, nothing but mouth-brothels. There is no point in going to them if one intends to keep one's belt buckled.    — Buy at Amazon.comFrederic Raphael (- ), British author.

The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your th.    — Scott Adams.

A gourmet restaurant in Cincinnati is one where you leave the tray on the table after you eat.

KFC ! The only thing missing is U !

A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisine.

I found my st grey pubic hair the other day :( It was in a BigMac...    — Nor.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant ? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner.    — Lynda Montgomery.

Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon ? Great food, but no atmosphere!

The quality of restaurant food is inversely proportional to the size of the peppermill.    — Klotz's Law.

I don't think America will have really made it until we have our own salad dressing. Until then we're stuck behind the French, Italians, Russians and Caesarians.    — Pat McNelis.

Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty (in France, by contrast, there are three such days: Hier, Aujourd'hui and Demain).    — Michael Dresser.

How can you expect to govern a country that has two hundred and forty-six kinds of cheese ?    — Buy at Amazon.comCharles de Gaulle.

Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute out of cigar stumps and empty matchboxes.    — Buy at Amazon.comNorman Douglas (—), British novelist.

First need in the reform of hospital management ? That's easy ! The death of all dietitians, and the resurrection of a French chef.    — Martin H. Fischer (—).

I hate french food.    — Buy at Amazon.comJ.R.R. Tolkien (—).

I'll bet what motivated the British to colonize so much of the world is that they were just looking for a decent meal.    — Martha Harrison.

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day.    — Buy at Amazon.comW. Somerset Maugham (—), British novelist.

I am in England and the food here is not to be tasted as much as just swallowed without grimacing.    — Kristin Gilbert.

Lutefisk was invented by the Vikings as an easier way of instilling fear in their enemies than raiding and pillaging.

Sushi /n./ Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.

I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.    — George Carlin.

Japanese say Americans are lazy. HA!! At least we cook our fish !

Japanese snacks suck. They aren't treats, if you gave them to small children in north america they'd start to cry.    — PooIsYummy.

Maybe following advice received on IRC wasn't such a good idea after I ordered 'bukakke' for dessert in the Japanese restaurant.

When I'm at a Chinese restaurant having a hard time with chopsticks, I always hope that there's a Chinese kid at an American restaurant somewhere who's struggling mightily with a fork.    — Rick Budinich.

If it has four legs and it's not a table, eat it.    — Cantonese saying.
In this article, we will provide you best Food Quotes in English which consists of the best collection of diet quotes, status, food messages, thoughts and sayings which will lead to knowing the real importance of food, how much should you love it and what should you eat to live an active and healthy lifestyle.




Below are the best Food Quotes in English:-



“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz

“Food is everything we are. It’s an extension of nationalist feeling, ethnic feeling, your personal history, your province, your region, your tribe, your grandma. It’s inseparable from those from the get-go.” – Anthony Bourdain

“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” – Chris Rock

“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.” – Jo Brand

“Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don’t forget food. You can go a week without laughing.” – Joss Whedon

“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.” – Orson Welles

“Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.” – Bethenny Frankel

“Food is the most primitive form of comfort.” – Sheila Graham

“Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.” – Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“I am a better person when I have less on my plate.” – Elizabeth Gilbert

“Good food ends with good talk.” – Geoffrey Neighor

“Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.” – Adelle Davis

“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” – Abraham Lincoln

“Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal.” – Voltaire

“Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.” – Ernestine Ulmer

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.” – Erma Bombeck

“There is no love sincerer than the love of food.” – George Bernard Shaw

“First we eat, then we do everything else.” – M.F.K. Fisher

Best Food Quotes


“I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.” – Nora Ephron

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” – Jim Davis

“I hate people who are not serious about meals. It is so shallow of them.” – Oscar Wilde

“What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.” – A.A. Milne

“Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice.” – Mary Berry

“No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.” – Christopher Morley

“Rice is born in water and must die in wine.” – Italian Proverb

“To eat is to appropriate by destruction.” – Jean-Paul Sartre

“We don’t get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we’re getting fat.” – Gary Taubes

“He who does not mind his belly, will hardly mind anything else.” – Samuel Johnson

“For me, the good food starts with good product.” – Jean-Georges Vongerichten

“Food is for eating, and good food is to be enjoyed… I think food is, actually, very beautiful in itself.” – Delia Smith

“Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.” – Harriet Van Horne

“Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.” – G. K. Chesterton

“Vegetables are food of the earth, but fruits taste of the heavens.” – Terri Guillemets

“Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.” – Beth McCollister

“He who eats alone chokes alone.” – Arabian Proverb

“It’s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.” – Lewis Grizzard

“Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.” – Sophia Loren

“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” – Oscar Wilde

“If soup isn’t hot enough to make a grown man wince, it’s undrinkable.” – Terri Guillemets

“When a man’s stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor.” – Euripides

“The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.” – Julia Child

“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.” – Doug Larson

“Eating is always a decision, nobody forces your hand to pick up food and put it into your mouth.” – Albert Ellis

“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.” – Fran Lebowitz

“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.” – Will Rogers




Best Short Food Quotes


“The secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.” – Mark Twain

“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.” – George Bernard Shaw

“If you really want to make a friend, go to someone’s house and eat with him – the people who give you their food give you their heart.” – Cesar Chavez

“If I have one addiction in life, it’s probably food.” – Liam Hemsworth

“Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate.” – Alan D. Wolfelt

“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.” – Mahatma Gandhi

“Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want.” – Gael Greene

“People who love to eat are always the best people.” – Julia Child

“Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.” – Ruth Reichl

“Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul.” – Dorothy Day

“You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.” – Paul Prudhomme

“Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is.” – Irish Proverb

“One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well.” – Virginia Woolf

“People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare.” – Ted Allen

“If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you’ll still see the pounds come off.” – Misty May-Treanor

“Food is not just eating energy. It’s an experience.” – Guy Fieri

“Food, to me, is always about cooking and eating with those you love and care for.” – David Chang

“One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.” – Luciano Pavarotti

“One should eat to live, not live to eat.” – Moliere

“I get way too much happiness from good food.” – Elizabeth Olsen

“Eating good food is my favourite thing in the whole world. Nothing is more blissful.” – Justine Larbalestie

“Patience is the secret to good food.” – Gail Simmons

“I enjoy my food. I like to grill; I do that a lot. I like meat and have big dinners – steak, red meat splurges, prime cuts.” – Taylor Kinney

“People will travel anywhere for good food – it’s crazy.” – Rene Redzepi

“I think about food literally all day every day. It’s a thing.” – Taylor Swift

“Food is art and science. So, you take something out, you have to work with the recipe to make sure that you’re providing delicious food with cleaner labels.” – Denise Morrison

“The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken.” – Maya Angelou

“Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love or exercise.” – Hans Selye

“Good food is healthy food. Food is supposed to sustain you so you can live better, not so you can eat more. Some people eat to live, and some people live to eat.” – Yolanda Adams

“Most fast food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don’t seem to care about the fat aspect.” – Eric Schlosser

“Food is our common ground, a universal experience.” – James Beard

“Everyone would be healthier if they didn’t eat junk food.” – Robert Atkins

“When you don’t have food in your life, just for a day, it makes you realise you’re lucky to have it the next day. So the day after fasting, the music that comes out will be very joyous.” – Chris Martin

“Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.” – Hippocrates

“Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.” – Audrey Hepburn

Best Inspirational Food Quotes


“By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity.” – David H. Murdock

“I love food. I’m a big food person. I’m really passionate about eating good food all the time.” – Dreama Walker

“There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.” – Robert Frost

“The most dangerous food is wedding cake.” – James Thurber

“The chief pleasure in eating does not consist in costly seasoning, or exquisite flavor, but in yourself.” – Horace

“I’m just someone who likes cooking and for whom sharing food is a form of expression.” – Maya Angelou

“Clean water and access to food are some of the simplest things that we can take for granted each and every day. In places like Africa, these can be some of the hardest resources to attain if you live in a rural area.” – Marcus Samuelsson

“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” – J. R. R. Tolkien

“Never eat more than you can lift.” – Miss Piggy






“So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.” – Franz Kafka

“Food is a huge passion of mine, and because I want to eat whatever I want, I run every morning, and then I do weights a few times a week. It’s just how I can balance eating pancakes in the morning, a big burger for lunch, and then a fat steak and cheesecake at night.” – Matt Bar

“You can tell alot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans.” – Ronald Reagan

“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.” – David Mamet

“It’s okay to eat fish because they don’t have any feelings.” – Kurt Cobain

“Every time you use the word ‘healthy,’ you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy.” – Marcus Samuelsson

“Only the pure in heart can make a good soup.” – Ludwig van Beethoven

“Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity.” – Jonathan Safran Foer

“In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport.” – Julia Child

“Food feeds both the body and soul – there are clear reasons to eat a balanced diet, but there are also reasons you cling to your mom’s secret chicken noodle soup recipe when you’re sick.” – Michael Mina

“I like food. I like eating. And I don’t want to deprive myself of good food.” – Sarah Michelle Gellar

.) “Food is everything we are. It’s an extension of nationalist feeling, ethnic feeling, your personal history, your province, your region, your tribe, your grandma. It’s inseparable from those from the get-go.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “You learn a lot about someone when you share a meal together.” –  Anthony Bourdain

.) “Bad food is made without pride, by cooks who have no pride, and no love. Bad food is made by chefs who are indifferent, or who are trying to be everything to everybody, who are trying to please everyone… Bad food is fake food… food that shows fear and lack of confidence in people’s ability to discern or to make decisions about their lives.” –  Anthony Bourdain

.) “To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.” –  Anthony Bourdain

.) “Skills can be taught. Character you either have or you don’t have.” –  Anthony Bourdain

.) “Your body is not a temple. It’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “If I’m an advocate for anything, it’s to move. As far as you can, as much as you can. Across the ocean, or simply across the river. Walk in someone else’s shoes or at least eat their food. It’s a plus for everybody.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Barbecue may not be the road to world peace, but it’s a start.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “In America, the professional kitchen is the last refuge of the misfit. It’s a place for people with bad pasts to find a new family.” – Anthony Bourdain

Best Diet Quotes


.) “Do we really want to travel in hermetically sealed popemobiles through the rural provinces of France, Mexico and the Far East, eating only in Hard Rock Cafes and McDonald’s? Or do we want to eat without fear, tearing into the local stew, the humble taqueria’s mystery meat, the sincerely offered gift of a lightly grilled fish head?” – Anthony Bourdain

.) Meals make the society, hold the fabric together in lots of ways that were charming and interesting and intoxicating to me. The perfect meal, or the best meals, occur in a context that frequently has very little to do with the food itself. – Anthony Bourdain

.) The Italians and Spanish, the Chinese and Vietnamese see food as part of a larger, more essential and pleasurable part of daily life. Not as an experience to be collected or bragged about – or as a ritual like filling up a car – but as something else that gives pleasure, like sex or music, or a good nap in the afternoon. – Anthony Bourdain

.) “I travel around the world, eat a lot of s—, and basically do whatever the f— I want.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “I’d put aside my psychotic rage, after many years being awful to line cooks, abusive to waiters, bullying to dishwashers. It’s terrible — and counter-productive — to make people feel like idiots for working hard for you.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Travel is about the gorgeous feeling of teetering in the unknown.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Travel changes you. As you move through this life and this world you change things slightly, you leave marks behind, however small. And in return, life—and travel—leaves marks on you.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “To be treated well in places where you don’t expect to be treated well, to find things in common with people you thought previously you had very, very little in common with, that can’t be a bad thing.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) I don’t have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when someone denies themselves the pleasure of a bloody hunk of steak or a pungent French cheese because of some outdated nonsense about what’s appropriate or attractive. – Anthony Bourdain

.) Anyone who’s a chef, who loves food, ultimately knows that all that matters is: ‘Is it good? Does it give pleasure? –Anthony Bourdain

.) “I don’t have to agree with you to like you or respect you.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Assume the worst. About everybody. But don’t let this poisoned outlook affect your job performance. Let it all roll off your back. Ignore it. Be amused by what you see and suspect. Just because someone you work with is a miserable, treacherous, self-serving, capricious, and corrupt asshole shouldn’t prevent you from enjoying their company, working with them, or finding them entertaining.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “The way you make an omelet reveals your character.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “If you’re twenty-two, physically fit, hungry to learn and be better, I urge you to travel – as far and as widely as possible. Sleep on floors if you have to. Find out how other people live and eat and cook. Learn from them – wherever you go.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “No one understands and appreciates the American Dream of hard work leading to material rewards better than a non-American.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “What nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast?” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “It’s very rarely a good career move to have a conscience.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Context and memory play powerful roles in all the truly great meals in one’s life.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Basic cooking skills are a virtue… the ability to feed yourself and a few others with proficiency should be taught to every young man and woman as a fundamental skill. [It’s] as vital to growing up as learning to wipe one’s own a–, cross the street by oneself, or be trusted with money.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Luck is not a business model.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Maybe that’s enlightenment enough: to know that there is no final resting place of the mind; no moment of smug clarity. Perhaps wisdom…is realizing how small I am, and unwise, and how far I have yet to go.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Travel isn’t always pretty. It isn’t always comfortable. Sometimes it hurts, it even breaks your heart. But that’s okay. The journey changes you; it should change you. It leaves marks on your memory, on your consciousness, on your heart, and on your body. You take something with you. Hopefully, you leave something good behind.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Without experimentation, a willingness to ask questions and try new things, we shall surely become static, repetitive, and moribund.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “I am not afraid to look like an idiot.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “I, personally, think there is a real danger of taking food too seriously. Food should be part of the bigger picture.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Without new ideas success can become stale.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Don’t lie about it. You made a mistake. Admit it and move on. Just don’t do it again. Ever.” – Anthony Bourdain




Popular Food Quotes


.) “I’m a big believer in winging it. I’m a big believer that you’re never going to find perfect city travel experience or the perfect meal without a constant willingness to experience a bad one. Letting the happy accident happen is what a lot of vacation itineraries miss, I think, and I’m always trying to push people to allow those things to happen rather than stick to some rigid itinerary.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “I’ve long believed that good food, good eating, is all about risk. Whether we’re talking about unpasteurized Stilton, raw oysters or working for organized crime ‘associates,’ food, for me, has always been an adventure” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “I always entertain the notion that I’m wrong, or that I’ll have to revise my opinion. Most of the time that feels good; sometimes it really hurts and is embarrassing.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “The journey is part of the experience – an expression of the seriousness of one’s intent. One doesn’t take the A train to Mecca.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “People are generally proud of their food. A willingness to eat and drink with people without fear and prejudice… they open up to you in ways that somebody visiting who is driven by a story may not get.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “There is no Final Resting Place of the Mind.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Sometimes the greatest meals on vacations are the ones you find when Plan A falls through.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “For a moment, or a second, the pinched expressions of the cynical, world-weary, throat-cutting, miserable bastards we’ve all had to become disappears, when we’re confronted with something as simple as a plate of food.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “I am not a fan of people who abuse service staff. In fact, I find it intolerable. It’s an unpardonable sin as far as I’m concerned, taking out personal business or some other kind of dissatisfaction on a waiter or busboy.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “An ounce of sauce covers a multitude of sins.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “Our movements through time and space seem somehow trivial compared to a heap of boiled meat in broth, the smell of saffron, garlic, fishbones and Pernod.” – Anthony Bourdain

.) “It’s been an adventure. We took some casualties over the years. Things got broken. Things got lost. But I wouldn’t have missed it for the world.” – Anthony Bourdain

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded: dead.    — Woody Allen.

Hunger is the best sauce.

What happens to the holes when all the cheese has been eaten ?

Cheese /n/ Bovine mammary fluid curdled by stomach enzymes and injected with mold.

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate — you know someone's fingers have been all over it.    — Buy at Amazon.comJulia Childs on nouvelle cuisine.

A rich and varied menu is for people who have no work to do.    — Buy at Amazon.comRoald Amundsen (—).

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.    — Buy at Amazon.comH.L. Mencken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it.

So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they ? The answer can be summed up between two buns.    — Stephen Colbert.

I love cats... they taste just like chicken.    — Bumper sticker.

Chicken pot pie... my  favorite things.

Sigh. Got to go buy some food. A mouse hung itself in my fridge and left a note 'can't live like this'.    — Ustas.

New Food Quotes


Ingredients as fresh as they were  years ago.    — Slogan of the Biscuitville restaurant.

If life gives you a lemon, make lemonade. However — if life gives you a pickle, you might as well give up, because pickle-ade is disgusting.    — Clifton J. Gray.

Don't confuse: Jell-O with whipped cream for dessert and J-Lo with whipped cream for dessert.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple ? Finding half a worm...

It's weird that we cook bacon and we bake cookies.

It's important to watch what you eat. Otherwise, how are you going to get it into your mouth ?    — Matt Diamond.

Can it be a mistake that STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards ??

The devil came to me last night and asked what I wanted in exchange for my soul. I still can't believe I said pizza. Friggin' cravings.    — Marc Ostroff.

I overheard someone say: 'I'm a pizza kind of guy as if there are other types of people'.    — Andrew Toms.

I don't LIKE food, I LOVE it. If I don't LOVE it, I don't SWALLOW.    — Food critic Anton Ego in the movie Ratatouille.

I'd think that anyone who truly wanted to end world hunger would donate his or her body to culinary science.    — Kevin Wickart.

My cousin is the epitome of stupidity. I told her to clean the turkey for some dumb party we are having. And she puts it in the oven right and sets it to 'clean' and I was like 'y u do dat ?'. 'oh the oven has a clean setting'. So we all ate TV dinners that night.    — TheWickerMan.

I think they should put a warning label on strawberries: 'Caution: tastes nothing like a strawberry milkshake'.    — Ryan Kaplan.

Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I'm looking at a bowl of cereal or having another acid flashback.    — Dave Henry.

I need all  food groups now to get my mind off of things: pussy, beer, weed, cake.

And, of course, the funniest food of all: 'Kumquats'.    — George Carlin.

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.    — Scott Adams.

Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for  minutes on break.    — Lev L. Spiro






If I share my food with you, it's either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it.

I ran out of Tupperware one day, so I took my cottage cheese to work tied up in a condom. I'm not allowed to use the employee refrigerator anymore.    — Rolf Lundgren.

Remember, fellas, nothing say: 'I want to get kicked in the balls' like a box of fat-free chocolates.    — Don Swain

I tried to say no to chocolate, but it wouldn't listen.

Latest Food Quotes


Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.    — Buy at Amazon.comMark Twain.

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.    — Buy at Amazon.comJonathan Swift (—), Irish-born Anglican priest and writer.

Lutefisk ? Perhaps this is why the Vikings were so feared, if they were man enough to consume rotten fish, or fish cured with lye or urine, well... you think they'd be afraid of your silly little swords and arrows ?    — Ill Lich.

The biggest challenge when eating surstr√∂mming is to vomit only after the first bite, as opposed to before.    — Wolfgang Fassbender, food critic.

Gourmet /n./ Anyone whom, when you fail to finish something strange or revolting, remarks that it's an acquired taste and that you're leaving the best part."

Haggis /n./ Haggis is a kind of stuff black pudding eaten by the Scots and considered by them to be not only a delicacy but fit for human consumption. The minced heart, liver and lungs of a sheep, calf or other animal's inner organs are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled in maw in the sheep's intestinal stomach-bag and... Excuse me a minute...

Farts are the ghosts of food we ate.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.    — Scott Adams.

All mushrooms are edible, but some are only edible once.    — Terry Pratchett.

Dinner at the Huntercombes' possessed only two dramatic features — the wine was a farce and the food a tragedy.    — Anthony Powell (- ), British novelist.

I think I could eat one of Bellamy's veal pies.    — Buy at Amazon.comWilliam Pitt the Younger (—), British statesman, last words.

An army marches on its stomach.    — Buy at Amazon.comNapoleon.

Kissing don't last: cookery do !    — Buy at Amazon.comGeorge Meredith (—), British novelist.

There's nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.

Note to self: Alcohol based marinades and gas ovens SHOULD NOT BE COMBINED.

I put a big lump of meat int he oven and roasted it and used the smoke detector as a timer.    — trib.

I mean, seriously, we are a culture that can stand in front of a microwave with a burrito in it and scream 'FASTER!'    — Ross Brown.

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.    — Buy at Amazon.comSamuel Butler (—).

My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.    — Winston Churchill.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.    — Winston Churchill.

What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common ? Both involve -year-old meat in between two nine-year-old buns.    — ndle.

Ham and eggs: a day's work for a hen; a lifetime commitment for a pig.

With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.

When I go to a restaurant, I always ask for a chicken and an egg, to see which comes first.

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.    — Buy at Amazon.comCalvin Trillin.

Last week I ate a th Avenue bar on th Avenue while little kids eating Snickers bars snickered at me. It was probably that whole 'irony' thing.    — John Gephart.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of ? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners !    — Buy at Amazon.comRoald Dahl (-), Norwegian writer.

Some breakfast food manufacturer hit upon the simple notion of emptying out the leavings of carthorse nose bags, adding a few other things like unconsumed portions of chicken layer's mash, and the sweepings of racing stables, packing the mixture in little bags and selling them in health food shops.    — Buy at Amazon.comFrank Muir (- ), British writer and broadcaster.

A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen.    — Emily Lotney.

Cannibal /n/ Someone who is fed up with people.

Eat the rich — the poor are tough and stringy.

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child — if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.    — W. C. Fields.

By the time they had diminished from  to , the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'...    — Gary Larson, The Far Side.

If Will E. Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner ?

Short Food Quotes


If you waste your time cooking, you'll miss the next meal.

Butter vs. Margarine ? I trust cows over scientists.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.    — Buy at Amazon.comFanny Fern (-), US writer.

Either the chocolate in my pocket has melted, or this is something altogether more sinister.    — Rjx.

Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt.    — Seen on a girl's T-shirt.

Guillaume, dammi del cioccolato, se no non riesco a pensare.    — Jenny in distress...

If it screams, it's not food... yet.

I eat bacon for breakfast, bacon for lunch and I drink my dinner    — From the movie Buy at Amazon.comGrumpy Old Men.






Be involved in things but don't commit. It's like eggs and bacon. The chicken was involved, but the pig was committed.

A Texas woman, Waynetta Nolan, was sentenced to  years in jail for running over the manager of a McDonald's with her car because she wanted mayonnaise on her cheeseburger.

You will feel hungry again in another hour.    — Fortune cookie message.

Save a mouse, eat a pussy.    — Kevin Peter Kelly.

An average of two rodent hairs per one hundred grams of peanut butter is allowed.    — No. . FDA Government guidelines.

The best number for a dinner party is two — myself and a dam' good head waiter.    — Buy at Amazon.comNubar Gulbenkian (—), Turkish oil magnate.

It is as bad as bad can be: it is ill-fed, ill-killed, ill-kept, and ill-drest.    — Buy at Amazon.comSamuel Johnson (-), British lexicographer. About the roast mutton at an inn.

Give me liberty or... OOOooo... A jelly donut !    — Homer Simpson.

Oh my God, Space Aliens !! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids ! Eat them !    — Homer Simpson.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it probably needs a little more time in the microwave.    — Lori Dowdy.

Just because something's toxic doesn't mean it's not tasty.    — Matthew J. Siske.

You can't get ice cream out of shit ... I don't care how much you stir.    — Unknown.

Sesame seeds and Poppy seeds are the only officially acceptable 'spots' that should be seen on the surface of any loaf of bread. Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth areas are a good indication that your bread has turned into a pharmaceutical laboratory experiment.

Her eyes were cold and harsh, which made them tough to chew.    — Danno.

People are more opposed to fur than leather because rich ladies are easier to harass than bikers.    — Bumper sticker.

Sacred cows make the best burgers.

What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide ? To hold cows together.

Did you know that a cow was MURDERED to make that jacket ?

Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.    — Jake Johansen.

Save the whales — collect the entire set.    — Bumper sticker.

Popular Food Quotes


Great restaurants are, of course, nothing but mouth-brothels. There is no point in going to them if one intends to keep one's belt buckled.    — Buy at Amazon.comFrederic Raphael (- ), British author.

The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your th.    — Scott Adams.

A gourmet restaurant in Cincinnati is one where you leave the tray on the table after you eat.

KFC ! The only thing missing is U !

A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisine.

I found my st grey pubic hair the other day :( It was in a BigMac...    — Nor.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant ? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner.    — Lynda Montgomery.

Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon ? Great food, but no atmosphere!

The quality of restaurant food is inversely proportional to the size of the peppermill.    — Klotz's Law.

I don't think America will have really made it until we have our own salad dressing. Until then we're stuck behind the French, Italians, Russians and Caesarians.    — Pat McNelis.

Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty (in France, by contrast, there are three such days: Hier, Aujourd'hui and Demain).    — Michael Dresser.

How can you expect to govern a country that has two hundred and forty-six kinds of cheese ?    — Buy at Amazon.comCharles de Gaulle.

Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute out of cigar stumps and empty matchboxes.    — Buy at Amazon.comNorman Douglas (—), British novelist.

First need in the reform of hospital management ? That's easy ! The death of all dietitians, and the resurrection of a French chef.    — Martin H. Fischer (—).

I hate french food.    — Buy at Amazon.comJ.R.R. Tolkien (—).

I'll bet what motivated the British to colonize so much of the world is that they were just looking for a decent meal.    — Martha Harrison.

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day.    — Buy at Amazon.comW. Somerset Maugham (—), British novelist.

I am in England and the food here is not to be tasted as much as just swallowed without grimacing.    — Kristin Gilbert.

Lutefisk was invented by the Vikings as an easier way of instilling fear in their enemies than raiding and pillaging.

Sushi /n./ Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.

I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.    — George Carlin.

Japanese say Americans are lazy. HA!! At least we cook our fish !

Japanese snacks suck. They aren't treats, if you gave them to small children in north america they'd start to cry.    — PooIsYummy.

Maybe following advice received on IRC wasn't such a good idea after I ordered 'bukakke' for dessert in the Japanese restaurant.

When I'm at a Chinese restaurant having a hard time with chopsticks, I always hope that there's a Chinese kid at an American restaurant somewhere who's struggling mightily with a fork.    — Rick Budinich.

If it has four legs and it's not a table, eat it.    — Cantonese saying.
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