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Tuesday, June 4, 2019

356 Coffee Quotes in English to Know the Real Value of a Cup of Coffee

In this article, we will provide you the Best Coffee Quotes in English. Coffee Quotes will provide you the best set of quotes, status, and captions which you can read and make your bond with your cup of coffee more powerful and unbreakable and know the real value and importance of a small cup of coffee in your life.




Below are the best Coffee Quotes in English:-



Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~Author Unknown

I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.-NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

Coffee is a language in itself. Jackie Chan

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. – Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord

Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.- John Van Drute

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. ~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

It’s morning and my coffee is calling.- mizu

Coffee is a hug in a mug. ~Author Unknown

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.- Clark Gable

I just realized I am not a morning person, I am a coffee person.

Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine. – Unknown

Good morning, you were on my mind, so I thought I would share a cup of coffee with you. Have a nice Day.

Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin! ~Author Unknown

Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world. – Thomas Jefferson

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. Hugh Jackman

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. Lewis Black

Funny Coffee Quotes for Friends.

Coffee is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure.

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. ~Stephanie Piro

Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago. ~Author Unknown

Hot coffee and cold winter Morning are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other.

I sleep just to wake up for coffee!

There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. ~Rian Aditia

I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.- Sandra Bullock

Coffee and cigarettes, that’s one of my weaknesses. Jason Behr

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.-EDDIE IZZARD

On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.

Tempt not a desperate man with promises of coffee –Romeo and Juliet

I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.― Louisa May Alcott

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The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down.

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. ~Henry Ward Beecher

Starbucks represents something beyond a cup of coffee. Howard Schultz

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. T. S. Eliot

Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.

Coffee: The gasoline of life. Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look; He thinks too much coffee: such men are dangerous. –Julius Caesar

A morning without coffee is like sleep. ~Author Unknown

If you prick us, do we not bleed coffee? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you forbid our coffee, will we not revenge ourselves? –Merchant of Venice

Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions. Lara Flynn Boyle

I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills.― Jarod Kintz

A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.

I would give all my fame for a pot of coffee –Henry V

Black as night, sweet as sin.― Neil Gaiman

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table – There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it. Garrison Keillor

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. ~Alphonse Allais






Coffee, the % natural replacement for sleep.

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. ~Author Unknown

If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!v

When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee. Helen Hayes

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. ~Terri Guillemetsv

Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon. Jilly Cooper

If coffee be the drink of love, brew on –Twelfth Night

I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. David Lynch

Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility. – Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard. Anne Spencer

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love. – Turkish proverb

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.-Josephine Baker

An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for.― Jarod Kintz

What a piece of work is man when he partakes of coffee! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! –Hamlet

Short Coffee Quotes


. "A day without coffee is like... just kidding. I have no idea." -- Unknown

. "Life happens. Coffee helps." -- Unknown

. "I don't need an inspirational quote. I need coffee." -- Unknown

. "Coffee, because adulting is hard." -- Unknown

. "Coffee, aka, survival juice." -- Unknown

. "Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed." -- Unknown

. "I can't espresso how much you bean to me." -- Unknown

. "I like big cups and I cannot lie." -- Unknown

. "Coffee -- a hug in a mug." -- Unknown

. "Today's good mood is sponsored by coffee." -- Unknown

. "A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away." -- Unknown

. "Drink coffee and do good." -- Unknown

. "Wanna hear a joke? Decaf." -- Unknown

. "I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable bad*ss I'm gonna be today." -- Nanea Hoffman

. "But first, coffee." -- Unknown

. "Coffee owns me, and I'm fine with that." -- Unknown

. "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's caffeine." -- Unknown

. "It's always coffee time." -- Unknown

. "Put your hair up in a bun, drink some coffee, and handle it."  -- Unknown

. "May your coffee be stronger than any challenges you face today. But if not, remember: DON'T throw your cup at anyone. You need it for refills." -- Nanea Hoffman

. "Coffee smells like magic and fairytales." -- Unknown

. "First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things." -- Unknown

. "Drink coffee and pretend to know what you're doing." -- Unknown

. "No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for 'before coffee.'" -- Cherise Sinclair

. "Coffee is always a good idea." -- Unknown

. "You're brew-tiful." -- Unknown

. "Coffee is my love language." -- Unknown

. "Don't underestimate the power of coffee and a girl with a dream." -- Unknown

. "Happiness is a cup of coffee and a good book." -- Unknown

. "My birthstone is a coffee bean." -- Unknown

. "I'm look for a tall, dark, rich cup of coffee." -- Unknown

. "I love you a latte." -- Unknown

. "May your coffee kick in before reality does." -- Unknown

. "A yawn is a silent scream for coffee." -- Unknown

. "All things are possible with coffee and mascara." -- Unknown

. "Life is too short to drink bad coffee." -- Unknown






. "Coffee, because it's too early for wine." -- Unknown

. "Coffee -- my hot friend I was telling you about." -- Unknown

. "My body is just a filter. Coffee goes in, sarcasm comes out." -- Unknown

. "I'll take a coffee with my sunshine." -- Unknown

. "Coffee isn't just a drink; it's a cup of sanity." -- Unknown

. "Coffee, and then the world." -- Unknown

. "I'm holding a cup of coffee, so yeah, I'm pretty busy." -- Unknown

. "Sometimes, I think can do anything. Then the coffee stops working." -- Unknown

. "Follow your heart, but take coffee with you." -- Unknown

. "You can all come out now, I've had my coffee." -- Unknown

. "Death before decaf." -- Unknown

. "My blood type is coffee." -- Unknown

. "It's coffee o'clock." -- Unknown

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.

Coffee has two virtues: it's wet and warm.

Love for Coffee Quotes


There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.

On the eighth day God created coffee.

Don't criticize my coffee. You may be old and weak one day.

Is there life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee. There is life AFTER coffee!!

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.

If you'll excuse me a minute, I'm going to have a cup of coffee.

No questions until I've had my second cup of coffee!

Don't drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.

I make serious coffee - so strong it wakes up the neighbors!!!

Instant Human, just add coffee.

Hand over the coffee and no one gets hurt!

A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.

I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. ~ Steven Wright

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. ~ T.S. Eliot

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. ~ Ronald Reagan

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ~ David Letterman

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. ~ Alex Levine

Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee. ~ Stephanie Piro

We usually don't notice until the coffee tastes funny. ~ Anne Afdahl

Tis pity wine should be so deleterious, for tea and coffee leave us much more serious. ~ Lord Byron

Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes. ~ Alexander Pope

Are we sure it is desirable for a man's spirit not to be at war with itself, or that it is better to be serene and ready to go to dinner than to be excited and unwilling to stop for a cup of coffee even? ~ William Saroyan

Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions; the surest poison is time. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love." ~ Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness. ~ Sheikh Abd-al-Kadir

Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water. ~ The Women's Petition Against Coffee

This guy makes coffee nervous. ~ Bobby Heenan on the Ultimate Roider

The God of Decaffeinated Coffee. ~ Joel Robinson

Coffee, two sugars, cream... and aspirin. ~ Sinclair

It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it. ~ Zora Neale Hurston

. ‘Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.’ – Alphonse Allais




Best Coffee Quotes


. ‘He was my cream, and I was his coffee, and when you poured us together, it was something.’ – Josephine Baker

. ‘A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.’ – Alfred Renyi

. ‘Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.’ – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

. ‘I have measured out my life in coffee spoons’. – T.S. Eliot

. ‘Coffee is a language in itself.’ – Jackie Chan

. ‘Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.’ – Rohan Marley

. ‘Starbucks represents something beyond a cup of coffee.’ – Howard Schulz

. ‘A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked.’ – Anais Nin

. ‘I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.’ – Martha Quinn

. ‘Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.’ – Earl Wilson

. ‘It can take me forever to choose the right coffee cup in the morning. And it does make a difference!’ – Joel Grey

. ‘To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house. It sustains and strengthens him.’ – Old Bourbon Proverb

. ‘Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.’ – Jonathan Swift

. ‘If it wasn’t for coffee, I would have no discernible personality whatsoever.’ – David Letterman

. ‘I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.’ – Abigail Reynolds

. ‘Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.’ – Bill Gates

. ‘You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee.’ – Edward VII

. ‘The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.’ – Arabic Saying

. ‘Coffee – the favorite drink of the civilized world.’ – Thomas Jefferson

. ‘The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.’ – Oliver Wendell Holmes

. ‘Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.’ – Terri Guillamets

. ‘As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?’ – Cassandra Clare

. ‘I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.’ – Louisa May Alcott

. ‘We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.’ – Jerry Seinfield

. ‘A cup of coffee – real coffee – home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all.’ – Henry Ward Beecher

. ‘As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move…similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle.’ – Honore de Balzac

. ‘Among the numerous luxuries of the table…coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. It excites cheerfulness without intoxication; and the pleasing flow of spirits which it occasions…is never followed by sadness, languor or debility.’ – Benjamin Franklin

. ‘It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin, they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles.’ – Dave Barry

. ‘That’s something that annoys the hell out of me—I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.’ – J.D. Salinger

. ‘The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.’ – Sir James MacKintosh

. ‘Coffee is a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup.’ – Gertrude Stein

. ‘There are three intolerable things in life—cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women…’ – Orson Welles

. ‘Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.’ – Stephanie Piro

Best Coffee Quotes


. ‘Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.’ – Turkish proverb

. ‘Karma is experience, and experience creates memory, and memory creates imagination and desire, and desire creates karma again. If I buy a cup of coffee, that’s karma. I now have that memory that might give me the potential desire for having cappuccino, and I walk into Starbucks, and there’s karma all over again.’ – Deepak Chopra

. ‘These are such First World problems, but there’s a certain claustrophobia to New York. You don’t escape in the East Village, but it at least feels full of camaraderie and youth – or full of camaraderie and youth in an East Village that is as full of Chase banks and Starbucks as the Upper West Side, or anywhere else in Manhattan.’ – Timothee Chalamet

. ‘I’m so spoiled – I must have a Starbucks vanilla latte every day.’ – Katie Holmes

. ‘Starbucks was founded around the experience and the environment of their stores. Starbucks was about a space with comfortable chairs, lots of power outlets, tables and desks at which we could work and the option to spend as much time in their stores as we wanted without any pressure to buy. The coffee was incidental.’ – Simon Sinek

Coffee is a part of life and daily activities for most people.

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. – Henry Rollins

Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.

Coffee was a food in that house, not a drink.

Coffee is a language in itself. – Jackie Chan

Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.

Some of the world’s most effective thoughts happen over a brew of morning’s coffee

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. – Unknown

Coffee isn’t a drug it’s a vitamin.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.






Coffee is a language in itself.

A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.

Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine. – Unknown

Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat. – J.S. Bach

I would rather suffer from coffee than be senseless.

Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.

I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community. – Howard Schultz

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. – Stephanie Piro

Coffee is a language in itself

The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first.

Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility. -Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir, In Praise of Coffee ()

It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. – Donna A. Favors

I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.

Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. – Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

People don’t stop eating, and they don’t stop drinking coffee.

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

Best Coffee Quotes


I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!

I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up. – Megan Mullally

When traveling with someone, take large dose of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.

I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine!

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.- Turkish proverb

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. -Earl Wilson

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.

All you need is love and more coffee.

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.

The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot.

This house runs on love, laughter and a whole lot of coffee.

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.

Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.

Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.

But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee. – David Lynch

It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.

Black coffee must be strong and very hot; if strong coffee does not agree with you, do not drink black coffee. And if you do not drink black coffee, do not drink any coffee at all.

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. – Hugh Jackman

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter.

I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee. – Burt Lancaster

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.




Best Coffee Quotes


I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.

No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for Before Coffee.

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world. – Thomas Jefferson

I could smell myself awake with that coffee.

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Given enough coffee I could rule the world.

Why is coffee better than tea?

For coffee lovers, you will definitely feel incomplete if you don’t enjoy a cup of coffee in a day.

There is something missing if you don’t start the day with a glass of coffee.

For those of you who like coffee, here are some wise words about coffee that can be used as an encouragement in living life.

Life is not always sweet but there is also a bitter taste like a cup of bitter coffee, but it is still delicious if we know how.

Coffee has caffeine which helps increase concentration and make you feel happier than a glass of tea.

That’s why many people prefer coffee to tea.

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ’Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard.

Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It’s a hell of a mix. If you’re ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table – There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

A -inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee – a lot more.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. – Burt Lancaster

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool

May your coffee be stronger than your toddler

Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Best Coffee Quotes


Coffee helps me maintain my “never killed anyone streak”

When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee

When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas. – Emo Phillips

Women aren’t supposed to make coffee…the Bible says, “He-brews”

Coffee, because crack is bad for you

Townes van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I’ll stand on Bob Dylan’s coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that. – Steve Earle

In dog coffees, I’ve only had one

Here’s to all the people who remain unharmed because I have coffee and a sense of humor

Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future. – Ian Somerhalder

My birthstone is a coffee bean

I’ve had so much coffee today I can see noises

When my blood runs black as the moonless night, and my heartbeat sounds as the warriors’ march, only then may you say, I’ve had enough coffee

I don’t need to drink coffee to be awesome. I’m already awesome. But it’s more fun when I’m awesome and awake.






Coffee, because it’s too early for wine

It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdom. – Jonathan Swift

The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee

If I were a wizard, I’m pretty sure my Patronus would be coffee

The only time it’s acceptable to watch a barista at the bar is when you compliment their skills. “You’re so boss.”

Coffee is always a good idea

I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee

If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away

Sometimes you gotta drink some coffee, put on some rock n’ roll, and handle your business

I pretend coffee helps, but I’m still a bitch

I love my Saturday coffee the way I used to love Saturday morning cartoons

Patience is the time between drinking a cup of coffee and the motivation to begin your day

You should know that before am, no matter what the question is, my answer is always coffee

I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I’m going to be today

With enough coffee, I can dress myself and use my grown up manners

The bitter and bitter taste is indeed unacceptable to anyone.

Best Coffee Quotes


But for you, coffee is as mysterious as life.

Coffee for you is encouragement, stimulus, co-workers in all situations, and one element of the term “happy is simple”.

Some people even say that a day without coffee isn’t complete?

Do you feel the same way?

There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.

The coffee is prepared in such a way that it makes those who drink it witty: at least there is not a single soul who, on quitting the house, does not believe himself four times wittier that when he entered it.

I don’t exercise in the morning. It makes my coffee spill

I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m no quitter.

I’m a survivor. I can ask for coffee in five languages

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.” – Terry Pratchett

Good ideas start with brainstorming. Great ideas start with coffee

In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour.

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine, to accept the things I can’t change!

It turned out people truly did cry into their coffee cups.

Drink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffee

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. – Jessi Lane Adams

Drink coffee! Because you can’t get anything done when you’re asleep

Coffee, n. break fluid.

Drinking coffee and slacking off are all part of what I do

Coffee! Brewed for friends, sipped for pleasure and enjoyed by all!

An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for.” – Jarod Kintz

I hereby arm myself today with coffee and the willingness to be wrong

I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee…

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” – Flash Rosenberg

Coffee… if only everything in life was as reliable!…

Coffee first. Schemes later.” – Leanna Renee Hieber

Coffee: ok, not really a vegetable, but without it I turn into one.

Happiness can be measured by how many cups of coffee you’ve had in the last  hours

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.” – Alexander King

I can’t even tie my shoes before I’ve had my coffee

I love you more than coffee… but not always before coffee

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. – John Van Druten






I haven’t had my coffee yet… don’t make me hurt you!

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.” – Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.

If it ain’t caffeinated, it ain’t coffee!

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman

The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.” – Haruki Murakami

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Nothing is quite as wonderful as a fresh cup of coffee

Our home runs on love, laughter and cups of strong coffee

May your burdens be none and your coffee be strong!

Morning coffee – the most important meal of the day

Nothing like hot coffee on a cold day… or a mild day… or a warm day… or any day

You cant buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s the same thing

Monday! I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee!

My  goals today were to get out of bed and drink coffee. So far, I’ve had success.

On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!

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Ultimate office automation – networked coffee machines.

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. – Alphonse Allais

Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee.

Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. – Ronald Reagan

Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. – Dutch Proverb

I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” – Louisa May Alcott

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch

I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors.

Dear Coffee, Thank you for always being here for me every morning to wake me up and give me lots of energy…I couldn’t do it without you! Love, Me!

Never underestimate the importance of being properly caffeinated

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro

Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.

Not sure if my headache’s from too much coffee, or not enough

Is there anything better than coffee? Chocolate, maybe, and sex ranks very close I suppose.” – A.R. Miller

All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.

A cup of coffee contains thousands of philosophies depending on how we interpret it.

The distinctive and soothing aroma of a cup of coffee can make us relax again and forget for a moment the problems of life that are shackling.

Almost every morning people start the day with a cup of coffee and a soothing morning atmosphere.

This can be the mood booster so that during the day the activity will be carried out with full motivation and become more enthusiastic.

I can appreciate coffee without cream, night without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting you! Good Morning!

When you appear in the morning, think of what expensive birthright it is to be existing to respire, to think, to enjoy, to love.

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.

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A coffee from me and something extra: a hug a smile and a magnificent day. Good Morning!

Without my morning coffee I’m just like a dried up piece of roast goat.

A special coffee for you, mixed with care and happiness… Good Morning!

It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.

Wake up! A sweet morning is waiting for you.

When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.

In this article, we will provide you the Best Coffee Quotes in English. Coffee Quotes will provide you the best set of quotes, status, and captions which you can read and make your bond with your cup of coffee more powerful and unbreakable and know the real value and importance of a small cup of coffee in your life.




Below are the best Coffee Quotes in English:-



Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~Author Unknown

I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.-NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

Coffee is a language in itself. Jackie Chan

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. – Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord

Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.- John Van Drute

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. ~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

It’s morning and my coffee is calling.- mizu

Coffee is a hug in a mug. ~Author Unknown

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.- Clark Gable

I just realized I am not a morning person, I am a coffee person.

Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine. – Unknown

Good morning, you were on my mind, so I thought I would share a cup of coffee with you. Have a nice Day.

Just give me my caffeine and nobody gets hurt!

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin! ~Author Unknown

Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world. – Thomas Jefferson

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. Hugh Jackman

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. Lewis Black

Funny Coffee Quotes for Friends.

Coffee is not a beverage… It’s a moment of pleasure.

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. ~Stephanie Piro

Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago. ~Author Unknown

Hot coffee and cold winter Morning are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other.

I sleep just to wake up for coffee!

There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. ~Rian Aditia

I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.- Sandra Bullock

Coffee and cigarettes, that’s one of my weaknesses. Jason Behr

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.-EDDIE IZZARD

On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.

Tempt not a desperate man with promises of coffee –Romeo and Juliet

I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.― Louisa May Alcott

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The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down.

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. ~Henry Ward Beecher

Starbucks represents something beyond a cup of coffee. Howard Schultz

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. T. S. Eliot

Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.

Coffee: The gasoline of life. Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look; He thinks too much coffee: such men are dangerous. –Julius Caesar

A morning without coffee is like sleep. ~Author Unknown

If you prick us, do we not bleed coffee? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you forbid our coffee, will we not revenge ourselves? –Merchant of Venice

Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions. Lara Flynn Boyle

I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills.― Jarod Kintz

A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.

I would give all my fame for a pot of coffee –Henry V

Black as night, sweet as sin.― Neil Gaiman

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table – There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it. Garrison Keillor

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. ~Alphonse Allais






Coffee, the % natural replacement for sleep.

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. ~Author Unknown

If heaven had a flavor…… It would be coffee!v

When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee. Helen Hayes

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. ~Terri Guillemetsv

Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon. Jilly Cooper

If coffee be the drink of love, brew on –Twelfth Night

I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. David Lynch

Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility. – Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard. Anne Spencer

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love. – Turkish proverb

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.-Josephine Baker

An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for.― Jarod Kintz

What a piece of work is man when he partakes of coffee! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! –Hamlet

Short Coffee Quotes


. "A day without coffee is like... just kidding. I have no idea." -- Unknown

. "Life happens. Coffee helps." -- Unknown

. "I don't need an inspirational quote. I need coffee." -- Unknown

. "Coffee, because adulting is hard." -- Unknown

. "Coffee, aka, survival juice." -- Unknown

. "Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed." -- Unknown

. "I can't espresso how much you bean to me." -- Unknown

. "I like big cups and I cannot lie." -- Unknown

. "Coffee -- a hug in a mug." -- Unknown

. "Today's good mood is sponsored by coffee." -- Unknown

. "A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away." -- Unknown

. "Drink coffee and do good." -- Unknown

. "Wanna hear a joke? Decaf." -- Unknown

. "I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable bad*ss I'm gonna be today." -- Nanea Hoffman

. "But first, coffee." -- Unknown

. "Coffee owns me, and I'm fine with that." -- Unknown

. "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's caffeine." -- Unknown

. "It's always coffee time." -- Unknown

. "Put your hair up in a bun, drink some coffee, and handle it."  -- Unknown

. "May your coffee be stronger than any challenges you face today. But if not, remember: DON'T throw your cup at anyone. You need it for refills." -- Nanea Hoffman

. "Coffee smells like magic and fairytales." -- Unknown

. "First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things." -- Unknown

. "Drink coffee and pretend to know what you're doing." -- Unknown

. "No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for 'before coffee.'" -- Cherise Sinclair

. "Coffee is always a good idea." -- Unknown

. "You're brew-tiful." -- Unknown

. "Coffee is my love language." -- Unknown

. "Don't underestimate the power of coffee and a girl with a dream." -- Unknown

. "Happiness is a cup of coffee and a good book." -- Unknown

. "My birthstone is a coffee bean." -- Unknown

. "I'm look for a tall, dark, rich cup of coffee." -- Unknown

. "I love you a latte." -- Unknown

. "May your coffee kick in before reality does." -- Unknown

. "A yawn is a silent scream for coffee." -- Unknown

. "All things are possible with coffee and mascara." -- Unknown

. "Life is too short to drink bad coffee." -- Unknown






. "Coffee, because it's too early for wine." -- Unknown

. "Coffee -- my hot friend I was telling you about." -- Unknown

. "My body is just a filter. Coffee goes in, sarcasm comes out." -- Unknown

. "I'll take a coffee with my sunshine." -- Unknown

. "Coffee isn't just a drink; it's a cup of sanity." -- Unknown

. "Coffee, and then the world." -- Unknown

. "I'm holding a cup of coffee, so yeah, I'm pretty busy." -- Unknown

. "Sometimes, I think can do anything. Then the coffee stops working." -- Unknown

. "Follow your heart, but take coffee with you." -- Unknown

. "You can all come out now, I've had my coffee." -- Unknown

. "Death before decaf." -- Unknown

. "My blood type is coffee." -- Unknown

. "It's coffee o'clock." -- Unknown

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.

Coffee has two virtues: it's wet and warm.

Love for Coffee Quotes


There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.

On the eighth day God created coffee.

Don't criticize my coffee. You may be old and weak one day.

Is there life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee. There is life AFTER coffee!!

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.

If you'll excuse me a minute, I'm going to have a cup of coffee.

No questions until I've had my second cup of coffee!

Don't drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.

I make serious coffee - so strong it wakes up the neighbors!!!

Instant Human, just add coffee.

Hand over the coffee and no one gets hurt!

A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.

I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. ~ Steven Wright

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. ~ T.S. Eliot

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. ~ Ronald Reagan

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ~ David Letterman

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. ~ Alex Levine

Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee. ~ Stephanie Piro

We usually don't notice until the coffee tastes funny. ~ Anne Afdahl

Tis pity wine should be so deleterious, for tea and coffee leave us much more serious. ~ Lord Byron

Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes. ~ Alexander Pope

Are we sure it is desirable for a man's spirit not to be at war with itself, or that it is better to be serene and ready to go to dinner than to be excited and unwilling to stop for a cup of coffee even? ~ William Saroyan

Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions; the surest poison is time. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love." ~ Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness. ~ Sheikh Abd-al-Kadir

Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water. ~ The Women's Petition Against Coffee

This guy makes coffee nervous. ~ Bobby Heenan on the Ultimate Roider

The God of Decaffeinated Coffee. ~ Joel Robinson

Coffee, two sugars, cream... and aspirin. ~ Sinclair

It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it. ~ Zora Neale Hurston

. ‘Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.’ – Alphonse Allais




Best Coffee Quotes


. ‘He was my cream, and I was his coffee, and when you poured us together, it was something.’ – Josephine Baker

. ‘A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.’ – Alfred Renyi

. ‘Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.’ – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

. ‘I have measured out my life in coffee spoons’. – T.S. Eliot

. ‘Coffee is a language in itself.’ – Jackie Chan

. ‘Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.’ – Rohan Marley

. ‘Starbucks represents something beyond a cup of coffee.’ – Howard Schulz

. ‘A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked.’ – Anais Nin

. ‘I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.’ – Martha Quinn

. ‘Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.’ – Earl Wilson

. ‘It can take me forever to choose the right coffee cup in the morning. And it does make a difference!’ – Joel Grey

. ‘To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house. It sustains and strengthens him.’ – Old Bourbon Proverb

. ‘Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.’ – Jonathan Swift

. ‘If it wasn’t for coffee, I would have no discernible personality whatsoever.’ – David Letterman

. ‘I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.’ – Abigail Reynolds

. ‘Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.’ – Bill Gates

. ‘You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee.’ – Edward VII

. ‘The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.’ – Arabic Saying

. ‘Coffee – the favorite drink of the civilized world.’ – Thomas Jefferson

. ‘The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.’ – Oliver Wendell Holmes

. ‘Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.’ – Terri Guillamets

. ‘As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?’ – Cassandra Clare

. ‘I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.’ – Louisa May Alcott

. ‘We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.’ – Jerry Seinfield

. ‘A cup of coffee – real coffee – home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all.’ – Henry Ward Beecher

. ‘As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move…similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle.’ – Honore de Balzac

. ‘Among the numerous luxuries of the table…coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. It excites cheerfulness without intoxication; and the pleasing flow of spirits which it occasions…is never followed by sadness, languor or debility.’ – Benjamin Franklin

. ‘It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin, they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles.’ – Dave Barry

. ‘That’s something that annoys the hell out of me—I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.’ – J.D. Salinger

. ‘The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.’ – Sir James MacKintosh

. ‘Coffee is a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup.’ – Gertrude Stein

. ‘There are three intolerable things in life—cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women…’ – Orson Welles

. ‘Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.’ – Stephanie Piro

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. ‘Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.’ – Turkish proverb

. ‘Karma is experience, and experience creates memory, and memory creates imagination and desire, and desire creates karma again. If I buy a cup of coffee, that’s karma. I now have that memory that might give me the potential desire for having cappuccino, and I walk into Starbucks, and there’s karma all over again.’ – Deepak Chopra

. ‘These are such First World problems, but there’s a certain claustrophobia to New York. You don’t escape in the East Village, but it at least feels full of camaraderie and youth – or full of camaraderie and youth in an East Village that is as full of Chase banks and Starbucks as the Upper West Side, or anywhere else in Manhattan.’ – Timothee Chalamet

. ‘I’m so spoiled – I must have a Starbucks vanilla latte every day.’ – Katie Holmes

. ‘Starbucks was founded around the experience and the environment of their stores. Starbucks was about a space with comfortable chairs, lots of power outlets, tables and desks at which we could work and the option to spend as much time in their stores as we wanted without any pressure to buy. The coffee was incidental.’ – Simon Sinek

Coffee is a part of life and daily activities for most people.

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. – Henry Rollins

Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.

Coffee was a food in that house, not a drink.

Coffee is a language in itself. – Jackie Chan

Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.

Some of the world’s most effective thoughts happen over a brew of morning’s coffee

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. – Unknown

Coffee isn’t a drug it’s a vitamin.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.






Coffee is a language in itself.

A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.

Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine. – Unknown

Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat. – J.S. Bach

I would rather suffer from coffee than be senseless.

Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.

I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community. – Howard Schultz

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. – Stephanie Piro

Coffee is a language in itself

The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first.

Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility. -Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir, In Praise of Coffee ()

It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. – Donna A. Favors

I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.

Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. – Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

People don’t stop eating, and they don’t stop drinking coffee.

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!

I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up. – Megan Mullally

When traveling with someone, take large dose of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.

I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine!

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.- Turkish proverb

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. -Earl Wilson

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.

All you need is love and more coffee.

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.

The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot.

This house runs on love, laughter and a whole lot of coffee.

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.

Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.

Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.

But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee. – David Lynch

It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.

Black coffee must be strong and very hot; if strong coffee does not agree with you, do not drink black coffee. And if you do not drink black coffee, do not drink any coffee at all.

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. – Hugh Jackman

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter.

I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee. – Burt Lancaster

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.




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I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.

No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for Before Coffee.

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world. – Thomas Jefferson

I could smell myself awake with that coffee.

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Given enough coffee I could rule the world.

Why is coffee better than tea?

For coffee lovers, you will definitely feel incomplete if you don’t enjoy a cup of coffee in a day.

There is something missing if you don’t start the day with a glass of coffee.

For those of you who like coffee, here are some wise words about coffee that can be used as an encouragement in living life.

Life is not always sweet but there is also a bitter taste like a cup of bitter coffee, but it is still delicious if we know how.

Coffee has caffeine which helps increase concentration and make you feel happier than a glass of tea.

That’s why many people prefer coffee to tea.

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ’Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard.

Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It’s a hell of a mix. If you’re ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table – There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

A -inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee – a lot more.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. – Burt Lancaster

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool

May your coffee be stronger than your toddler

Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Coffee helps me maintain my “never killed anyone streak”

When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee

When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas. – Emo Phillips

Women aren’t supposed to make coffee…the Bible says, “He-brews”

Coffee, because crack is bad for you

Townes van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I’ll stand on Bob Dylan’s coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that. – Steve Earle

In dog coffees, I’ve only had one

Here’s to all the people who remain unharmed because I have coffee and a sense of humor

Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future. – Ian Somerhalder

My birthstone is a coffee bean

I’ve had so much coffee today I can see noises

When my blood runs black as the moonless night, and my heartbeat sounds as the warriors’ march, only then may you say, I’ve had enough coffee

I don’t need to drink coffee to be awesome. I’m already awesome. But it’s more fun when I’m awesome and awake.






Coffee, because it’s too early for wine

It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdom. – Jonathan Swift

The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee

If I were a wizard, I’m pretty sure my Patronus would be coffee

The only time it’s acceptable to watch a barista at the bar is when you compliment their skills. “You’re so boss.”

Coffee is always a good idea

I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee

If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away

Sometimes you gotta drink some coffee, put on some rock n’ roll, and handle your business

I pretend coffee helps, but I’m still a bitch

I love my Saturday coffee the way I used to love Saturday morning cartoons

Patience is the time between drinking a cup of coffee and the motivation to begin your day

You should know that before am, no matter what the question is, my answer is always coffee

I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I’m going to be today

With enough coffee, I can dress myself and use my grown up manners

The bitter and bitter taste is indeed unacceptable to anyone.

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But for you, coffee is as mysterious as life.

Coffee for you is encouragement, stimulus, co-workers in all situations, and one element of the term “happy is simple”.

Some people even say that a day without coffee isn’t complete?

Do you feel the same way?

There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.

The coffee is prepared in such a way that it makes those who drink it witty: at least there is not a single soul who, on quitting the house, does not believe himself four times wittier that when he entered it.

I don’t exercise in the morning. It makes my coffee spill

I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m no quitter.

I’m a survivor. I can ask for coffee in five languages

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.” – Terry Pratchett

Good ideas start with brainstorming. Great ideas start with coffee

In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour.

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine, to accept the things I can’t change!

It turned out people truly did cry into their coffee cups.

Drink coffee to get the energy to drink more coffee

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. – Jessi Lane Adams

Drink coffee! Because you can’t get anything done when you’re asleep

Coffee, n. break fluid.

Drinking coffee and slacking off are all part of what I do

Coffee! Brewed for friends, sipped for pleasure and enjoyed by all!

An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for.” – Jarod Kintz

I hereby arm myself today with coffee and the willingness to be wrong

I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee…

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” – Flash Rosenberg

Coffee… if only everything in life was as reliable!…

Coffee first. Schemes later.” – Leanna Renee Hieber

Coffee: ok, not really a vegetable, but without it I turn into one.

Happiness can be measured by how many cups of coffee you’ve had in the last  hours

Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.” – Alexander King

I can’t even tie my shoes before I’ve had my coffee

I love you more than coffee… but not always before coffee

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. – John Van Druten






I haven’t had my coffee yet… don’t make me hurt you!

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.” – Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.

If it ain’t caffeinated, it ain’t coffee!

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman

The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.” – Haruki Murakami

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Nothing is quite as wonderful as a fresh cup of coffee

Our home runs on love, laughter and cups of strong coffee

May your burdens be none and your coffee be strong!

Morning coffee – the most important meal of the day

Nothing like hot coffee on a cold day… or a mild day… or a warm day… or any day

You cant buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s the same thing

Monday! I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee!

My  goals today were to get out of bed and drink coffee. So far, I’ve had success.

On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!

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Ultimate office automation – networked coffee machines.

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. – Alphonse Allais

Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee.

Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. – Ronald Reagan

Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. – Dutch Proverb

I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” – Louisa May Alcott

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch

I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors.

Dear Coffee, Thank you for always being here for me every morning to wake me up and give me lots of energy…I couldn’t do it without you! Love, Me!

Never underestimate the importance of being properly caffeinated

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro

Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.

Not sure if my headache’s from too much coffee, or not enough

Is there anything better than coffee? Chocolate, maybe, and sex ranks very close I suppose.” – A.R. Miller

All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.

A cup of coffee contains thousands of philosophies depending on how we interpret it.

The distinctive and soothing aroma of a cup of coffee can make us relax again and forget for a moment the problems of life that are shackling.

Almost every morning people start the day with a cup of coffee and a soothing morning atmosphere.

This can be the mood booster so that during the day the activity will be carried out with full motivation and become more enthusiastic.

I can appreciate coffee without cream, night without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting you! Good Morning!

When you appear in the morning, think of what expensive birthright it is to be existing to respire, to think, to enjoy, to love.

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.

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A coffee from me and something extra: a hug a smile and a magnificent day. Good Morning!

Without my morning coffee I’m just like a dried up piece of roast goat.

A special coffee for you, mixed with care and happiness… Good Morning!

It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.

Wake up! A sweet morning is waiting for you.

When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.

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