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Tuesday, June 4, 2019

248 Beer Quotes in English for Drink Lovers to Make Your Drink a Stress Buster

In this article, we are going to provide you best Beer Quotes in English which consists of best drinking quotes, beer status and cheers captions which you can share with your friends when you want to chill out and set it as your status, have some best quotes for beer, or share the message with your friends.



Below are some of the best Beer and Drinking Quotes in English:-


). The best way to make friends is by chilling out with a bottle of beer. National Beer day greetings to all.

). Beer is the only thing that remains with you in days of joy and sadness. Happy National beer day to all.

). I am sending this bottle of beer and a pizza for you to celebrate this day. Happy National Beer day.

). Happy National Beer day to all my friends. Celebrate this day by drinking gallons of beer. Cheers!

). Celebrating this day is the best blessings of God. Thank you god as I can drink as much as I want. Happy National Beer day.

). Beer is the drink of the grownups… Let us celebrate National Beer Day to celebrate our adulthood by drinking tons of beer and having some gala time….. To all my friends, wish you a very Happy National Beer Day blessed with lots of beer.

). Someday I wish to grow up as an old man, sitting on the verandah of my house with my beer belly, enjoying another beer on National Beer Day and having the best time of my life, with no worries bothering me…. Wishing the same for you on this awesome day!!

). The best way to transform a bad day into a good one is by ending it with a beer with pizza and your favorite movie on the TV…. My dear friend, I wish you are blessed with such amazing days more often…. Warm wishes on National Beer Day to you.

). My friend, if someday we are not talking or we have a fight, just buy me beer and be there to share it with me and I will forgive you for the worst of the things you have done…. Cheers on the occasion of National Beer Day my buddy!!!

). There is only one thing which is always there to share your happy times, to lift your mood when you have lost the game, to make you smile when you are sad…. And that awesome thing my friend is BEER…. Let us catch up for a beer session on National Beer Day.

). I would never miss a chance to have one more beer with you my dearest buddy. Let’s come together and celebrate National Beer Lover’s Day. Happy National Beer Day to you. Cheers!!

). I have never come across in my life anything called as bad beer. It is simply that some taste better than the others. Let us meet to taste some better ones. Happy National Beer Day!!

). Having one more reason to have beer is like the most beautiful blessing by Almighty. Let us celebrate this blessing by partying hard tonight. Warm wishes on National Beer Day my pal.

). Whether you are happy or you are sad, there is one thing that can surely bring a smile on your face and that is the BEER…. Wishing you a wonderful National Beer Day my friend. Cheers!!!

). There are only two occasions to have beer… one is when you are happy and the other is when you are sad. Happy National Beer Lover’s Day my friend…. Have a wonderful day blessed with beer!!

Best Beer Quotes


). On the occasion of National Beer Day, I pray to God to bless you with unlimited supply of beer for all your life so that you only have happiness and peace in your life. Happy National Beer Day.

). When you are happy or you are sad and you have no one to share your feelings with, there is someone who will always soothe your pain and that is BEER. Happy National Beer Day to you.

). There are times when life feels like a challenge but with a pint of beer, everything seems so easy and enchanting. This is the magic of this magical drink. Have a beer filled National Beer Day .

). It is surely the best time of the year when you get to enjoy unlimited beer with your friends. Let us all celebrate the happy times by indulging in beer. Happy National Beer Day to you.

). Life is incomplete without a best friend and with beer mugs in our hands, we have our dearest friend with us. Wishing you a rocking Happy National Beer Day full of unlimited pints.

“When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun, but when you mix the two you become a dumbass.” – That ’s Show

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”-Benjamin Franklin

“For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.”-William Shakespeare

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”-Frank Zappa

“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”~ Joe E. Lewis

“We drink [to] one another’s health and spoil our own.”~ Jerome K. Jerome

“If you drink, don’t park; accidents cause people.”~

“The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a beer bottle, they’re on TV.”~ The Simpsons

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”~ Oscar Wilde

“All is fair in love and beer.” ~ Kurt Paradis

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.”~ Jack Handey

“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” ~ Ogden Nash

“I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.”~ Oscar Levant

“A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.”~ “Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.”~ Lord Byron

“It’s like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don’t know where you’re going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It’s like the throw of the dice.”~ Jim Morrison

“A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.”~ Steve Fergosi

“ hours in a day,  beers in a case. Coincidence?”~Steven Wright

“Drink what you want; drink what you’re able. If you are drinking with me, you’ll be under the table.”~

Latest Beer Quotes


“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”~ Benjamin Franklin

“Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.”~

“I find the more I drink, the more interesting others become.”~ Tom Ralphs

“I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved.”~ George Gobel

“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.”~ The Simpsons

“If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.”~ David Daye

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”~ George Burns

“When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.”~ Frantois Rabelais

“Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?”~ The Major and the Minor

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”~ Henry Youngman

“Everybody should believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink.”-




“One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.”-James Thurber

“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”-Rodney Dangerfield

“He that drinks fast, pays slow.”-Benjamin Franklin

“Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat; it makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”-

“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty.”-Joe E. Lewis

“Responsible drinking? Now that’s an oxymoron.”-Aaron Howard

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”-Frank Sinatra

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill

“Always do sober what you said you‘d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemingway

“You can‘t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.” – Frank Zappa

“Being half drunk is just another way of saying ‘your almost there.” – Jarrod Conway

“Give an Irishman lager for a month and he‘s a dead man. An Irishman‘s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.” – Mark Twain

“O Beer! O Hodgson, Guinness, Allsopp, Bass! Names that should be on every infant‘s tongue.” – C.V Calverley

“Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.” – Lord Byron`

“They who drink beer will think beer.” -Washington Irving

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” -Dave Barry

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” – Henry Youngman

“Work is the curse of the drinking.” -Oscar Wilde

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“He was a wise man who invented beer.” – Plato

“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.” – Jack Handy

“I drink to make other people interesting.”– George Jean Natha

“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” – Al Bundy

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

“I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.” – Dave Berry

“A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her.” – “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” -Homer Simpson

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. ” – Humphrey Bogart

“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.” -Abraham Lincoln

“ hours in a day,  beers in a case. Coincidence?” -Stephen Wright

“One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesn‘t live like the previous generation. It hasn‘t yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer.” -Ron Klugman, SVP, Coors Brewing

“The roots and herbs beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengthen and quicken the sight of the eyes.” -Nicholas Culpeper

“Alright brain, I don‘t like you and you don‘t like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer.” -Homer Simpson

“We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.” -Martin Luther

“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let‘s all get drunk and go to heaven!” -Brian Burke

“An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer.” -Confucius

“No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.” -John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.”– Frank Sinatra

“I may be drunk, but in the morning i‘ll be sober and you‘ll still be ugly.” – Winston Churchill,

“I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.”~ Joe E. Lewis

Beer Is Love Quotes


“I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn’t pronounce it.”~

“Ah that’s just drunk talk, sweet beautiful drunk talk.”~ The Simpsons

“Alcoholic friends are as easy to make as Sea Monkeys.”~ Dry

“Maybe talking when I’m piss ass drunk isn’t entirely bright.”~ Chris McGowan

“I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly . . . ”~ Anchorma

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”~ Dave Barry

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”~ Dean Martin

“Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.”~ Catherine Zandonella

“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.”~ Jimmy Breslin

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King. - William Shakespeare

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa




Trending Beer Quotes


He was a wise man who invented beer. - Plato

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? - Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. -

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. - Tom Waits

 hours in a day,  beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Wilhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. - Homer Simpson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout. -

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. - Catherine Zandonella

Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. - Ambrose Bierce

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. -

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. - Charles Bukowskoi

People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot. - Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure. - Czech Proverb quotes

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. - Greek proverb quotes

Best Beer Quotes


All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. - Homer Simpson

Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! - Homer Simpson

I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats. - Homer Simpson

Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs. - Homer Simpson

Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink. - Homer Simpson

Beer... Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg. - Homer Simpson

Homer no function beer well without. - Homer Simpsons

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind – Humphrey Bogart

Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. – Ernest Hemingway

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin

He is a wise man who invented beer. – Plato

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. – Frank Sinatra

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. – Kaiser Wilhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. – Homer Simpson

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Berry

 hours in a day,  beers in a case. Coincidence? – Stephen Wright

Everybody has to believe in something…..I believe I’ll have another drink. – May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead. – Irish Toast

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. – Frank Zappa

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer. – Abraham Lincoln

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.– Earnest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls

Best Drinking Quotes


Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. – Winston Churchill

Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems. – Homer Simpson

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. – Henry Lawson

I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety. – Shakespeare, Henry V

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view. – Seneca






The good Lord has changed water into wine, so how can drinking beer be a sin? – Sign near a Belgian Monastary

A man can hide all things, excepting twain – That he is drunk, and that he is in love. – Antiphanes

I work until beer o’clock. – Stephen King

He that drinketh strong beer and goes to bed right mellow, lives as he ought to live and dies a hearty fellow. –

Tis hard to tell which is best: music, food, beer or rest. –

Beer… Now there’s a temporary solution. – Homer Simpson

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. – Oscar Wilde

Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder. –

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. –

There are more old drunks than old doctors. –

A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there’s more conversation. –

They who drink beer will think beer. – Washington Irving

All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. – Homer Simpson

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of  gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. – Dave Barry

Short Drinking Quotes


Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer."

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me — so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."

It's a deal.

There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.

I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.

Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

The government will fall that raises the price of beer.

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?

Religions change, beer and wine remain.

I think this would be a good time for a beer.

Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.

It is disgusting to note the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects and the amount of money that goes out of the country in consequence. Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.

You can only drink  or  glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer.

I work until beer o'clock.

Keep your libraries, your penal institutions, your insane asylums … give me beer. You think man needs rule, he needs beer. The world does not need morals, it needs beer. The souls of men have been fed with indigestibles, but the soul could make use of beer.

Beer is an improvement on water itself.

Everyone needs something to believe in … and I believe I'll have another beer.

I drink with impunity … or anyone else who invites me.

Here's to a long life and a merry one, A quick death and an easy one, A pretty girl and a true one, A cold beer — and another one.

Drink up and be somebody!

Beer glorious beer. Sing the praises of the first man to take barley and ferment the results now known as beer. Tip a cold pilsner to that  brewer. Give thanks to the beer god. I know not what course others may take but as for me … give me another beer!

I never drink beer before noon. Lucky for me, it is always after noon somewhere.

And on the seventh day, God made beer.

Everything I wanted to know about life I learned from beer.

You don't like jail? Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.One more drink and I'd be under the host.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

With heigh! The sweet birds, O how they sing! Doth set my pugging tooth on edge. For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world.I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."






Latest Drinking Quotes


An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Blessed is a mother who gives birth to a brewer.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

There is nothing worse than a closed pub.

There is nothing worse than an empty homebrew bottle.

While beer brings gladness, don't forget that water only makes you wet.

No solider can properly fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

Beer that is not drunk has missed its vocation.

For any country to be a country you have to have an air force, a football team and a beer. You can get by without the air force and the football team but you have to have the beer.

He who has not been at a tavern knows not what a paradise it is.

If you can boil water, you can brew beer.

I recommend bread, meat, vegetables and beer.

From man's sweat and God's love beer came into this world.

Give a man a beer and he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew and he'll waste a lifetime.

Our liver is happy, our heart is joyful. May Ninkasi live together with you.

Some of my best friends are beers.

If God had wanted us to filter our beer, he wouldn't have given us livers.

Another one of them new worlds. No beer, no women, no pool parlors, no nothin' .

They who drink beer will think beer.

I'm allergic to grass. Hey, it would be worse; I could be allergic to beer.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.

It was as natural as eating, and to me as necessary, and I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking … beer.

Whoever makes poor beer is transferred to the dung hill.

Good beer makes its own friends.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

He is a wise man who invented beer.

Most people hate the taste of beer — to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain this glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber through the chambers of my brain — quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies come to life and fade away. What care I how time advances? I am drinking Ale today.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

Whiskey? That'd be too warm; it gets your blood up. Porter's the very thing.

Popular Drinking Quotes


I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

After beer and women, bananas are nature's most nearly perfect food.

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of  gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot. Don't put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn't eat.

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.

Put it back in the horse!

Twenty-four hours in a day, twenty-four beers in a case: Coincidence?

Nunc est bibendum — "Now is the time for drinking."

Drinking too much is bad for you, but not drinking at all is even worse.

Homer no function beer well without.


This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer.

I am not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. We don't have to go to meetings.
In this article, we are going to provide you best Beer Quotes in English which consists of best drinking quotes, beer status and cheers captions which you can share with your friends when you want to chill out and set it as your status, have some best quotes for beer, or share the message with your friends.



Below are some of the best Beer and Drinking Quotes in English:-


). The best way to make friends is by chilling out with a bottle of beer. National Beer day greetings to all.

). Beer is the only thing that remains with you in days of joy and sadness. Happy National beer day to all.

). I am sending this bottle of beer and a pizza for you to celebrate this day. Happy National Beer day.

). Happy National Beer day to all my friends. Celebrate this day by drinking gallons of beer. Cheers!

). Celebrating this day is the best blessings of God. Thank you god as I can drink as much as I want. Happy National Beer day.

). Beer is the drink of the grownups… Let us celebrate National Beer Day to celebrate our adulthood by drinking tons of beer and having some gala time….. To all my friends, wish you a very Happy National Beer Day blessed with lots of beer.

). Someday I wish to grow up as an old man, sitting on the verandah of my house with my beer belly, enjoying another beer on National Beer Day and having the best time of my life, with no worries bothering me…. Wishing the same for you on this awesome day!!

). The best way to transform a bad day into a good one is by ending it with a beer with pizza and your favorite movie on the TV…. My dear friend, I wish you are blessed with such amazing days more often…. Warm wishes on National Beer Day to you.

). My friend, if someday we are not talking or we have a fight, just buy me beer and be there to share it with me and I will forgive you for the worst of the things you have done…. Cheers on the occasion of National Beer Day my buddy!!!

). There is only one thing which is always there to share your happy times, to lift your mood when you have lost the game, to make you smile when you are sad…. And that awesome thing my friend is BEER…. Let us catch up for a beer session on National Beer Day.

). I would never miss a chance to have one more beer with you my dearest buddy. Let’s come together and celebrate National Beer Lover’s Day. Happy National Beer Day to you. Cheers!!

). I have never come across in my life anything called as bad beer. It is simply that some taste better than the others. Let us meet to taste some better ones. Happy National Beer Day!!

). Having one more reason to have beer is like the most beautiful blessing by Almighty. Let us celebrate this blessing by partying hard tonight. Warm wishes on National Beer Day my pal.

). Whether you are happy or you are sad, there is one thing that can surely bring a smile on your face and that is the BEER…. Wishing you a wonderful National Beer Day my friend. Cheers!!!

). There are only two occasions to have beer… one is when you are happy and the other is when you are sad. Happy National Beer Lover’s Day my friend…. Have a wonderful day blessed with beer!!

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). On the occasion of National Beer Day, I pray to God to bless you with unlimited supply of beer for all your life so that you only have happiness and peace in your life. Happy National Beer Day.

). When you are happy or you are sad and you have no one to share your feelings with, there is someone who will always soothe your pain and that is BEER. Happy National Beer Day to you.

). There are times when life feels like a challenge but with a pint of beer, everything seems so easy and enchanting. This is the magic of this magical drink. Have a beer filled National Beer Day .

). It is surely the best time of the year when you get to enjoy unlimited beer with your friends. Let us all celebrate the happy times by indulging in beer. Happy National Beer Day to you.

). Life is incomplete without a best friend and with beer mugs in our hands, we have our dearest friend with us. Wishing you a rocking Happy National Beer Day full of unlimited pints.

“When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun, but when you mix the two you become a dumbass.” – That ’s Show

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”-Benjamin Franklin

“For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.”-William Shakespeare

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”-Frank Zappa

“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”~ Joe E. Lewis

“We drink [to] one another’s health and spoil our own.”~ Jerome K. Jerome

“If you drink, don’t park; accidents cause people.”~

“The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a beer bottle, they’re on TV.”~ The Simpsons

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”~ Oscar Wilde

“All is fair in love and beer.” ~ Kurt Paradis

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.”~ Jack Handey

“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” ~ Ogden Nash

“I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.”~ Oscar Levant

“A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.”~ “Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.”~ Lord Byron

“It’s like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don’t know where you’re going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It’s like the throw of the dice.”~ Jim Morrison

“A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.”~ Steve Fergosi

“ hours in a day,  beers in a case. Coincidence?”~Steven Wright

“Drink what you want; drink what you’re able. If you are drinking with me, you’ll be under the table.”~

Latest Beer Quotes


“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”~ Benjamin Franklin

“Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.”~

“I find the more I drink, the more interesting others become.”~ Tom Ralphs

“I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved.”~ George Gobel

“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.”~ The Simpsons

“If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.”~ David Daye

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”~ George Burns

“When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.”~ Frantois Rabelais

“Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?”~ The Major and the Minor

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”~ Henry Youngman

“Everybody should believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink.”-




“One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.”-James Thurber

“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”-Rodney Dangerfield

“He that drinks fast, pays slow.”-Benjamin Franklin

“Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat; it makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”-

“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty.”-Joe E. Lewis

“Responsible drinking? Now that’s an oxymoron.”-Aaron Howard

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”-Frank Sinatra

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill

“Always do sober what you said you‘d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemingway

“You can‘t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.” – Frank Zappa

“Being half drunk is just another way of saying ‘your almost there.” – Jarrod Conway

“Give an Irishman lager for a month and he‘s a dead man. An Irishman‘s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.” – Mark Twain

“O Beer! O Hodgson, Guinness, Allsopp, Bass! Names that should be on every infant‘s tongue.” – C.V Calverley

“Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.” – Lord Byron`

“They who drink beer will think beer.” -Washington Irving

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” -Dave Barry

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” – Henry Youngman

“Work is the curse of the drinking.” -Oscar Wilde

New Beer Quotes


“He was a wise man who invented beer.” – Plato

“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.” – Jack Handy

“I drink to make other people interesting.”– George Jean Natha

“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” – Al Bundy

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

“I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.” – Dave Berry

“A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her.” – “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” -Homer Simpson

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. ” – Humphrey Bogart

“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.” -Abraham Lincoln

“ hours in a day,  beers in a case. Coincidence?” -Stephen Wright

“One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesn‘t live like the previous generation. It hasn‘t yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer.” -Ron Klugman, SVP, Coors Brewing

“The roots and herbs beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengthen and quicken the sight of the eyes.” -Nicholas Culpeper

“Alright brain, I don‘t like you and you don‘t like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer.” -Homer Simpson

“We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.” -Martin Luther

“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let‘s all get drunk and go to heaven!” -Brian Burke

“An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer.” -Confucius

“No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.” -John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.”– Frank Sinatra

“I may be drunk, but in the morning i‘ll be sober and you‘ll still be ugly.” – Winston Churchill,

“I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.”~ Joe E. Lewis

Beer Is Love Quotes


“I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn’t pronounce it.”~

“Ah that’s just drunk talk, sweet beautiful drunk talk.”~ The Simpsons

“Alcoholic friends are as easy to make as Sea Monkeys.”~ Dry

“Maybe talking when I’m piss ass drunk isn’t entirely bright.”~ Chris McGowan

“I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly . . . ”~ Anchorma

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”~ Dave Barry

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”~ Dean Martin

“Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.”~ Catherine Zandonella

“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.”~ Jimmy Breslin

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King. - William Shakespeare

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa




Trending Beer Quotes


He was a wise man who invented beer. - Plato

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? - Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. -

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. - Tom Waits

 hours in a day,  beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Wilhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. - Homer Simpson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout. -

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. - Catherine Zandonella

Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. - Ambrose Bierce

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. -

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. - Charles Bukowskoi

People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot. - Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure. - Czech Proverb quotes

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. - Greek proverb quotes

Best Beer Quotes


All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. - Homer Simpson

Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! - Homer Simpson

I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats. - Homer Simpson

Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs. - Homer Simpson

Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink. - Homer Simpson

Beer... Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg. - Homer Simpson

Homer no function beer well without. - Homer Simpsons

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind – Humphrey Bogart

Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. – Ernest Hemingway

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin

He is a wise man who invented beer. – Plato

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. – Frank Sinatra

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. – Kaiser Wilhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. – Homer Simpson

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Berry

 hours in a day,  beers in a case. Coincidence? – Stephen Wright

Everybody has to believe in something…..I believe I’ll have another drink. – May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead. – Irish Toast

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. – Frank Zappa

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer. – Abraham Lincoln

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.– Earnest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls

Best Drinking Quotes


Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. – Winston Churchill

Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems. – Homer Simpson

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. – Henry Lawson

I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety. – Shakespeare, Henry V

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view. – Seneca






The good Lord has changed water into wine, so how can drinking beer be a sin? – Sign near a Belgian Monastary

A man can hide all things, excepting twain – That he is drunk, and that he is in love. – Antiphanes

I work until beer o’clock. – Stephen King

He that drinketh strong beer and goes to bed right mellow, lives as he ought to live and dies a hearty fellow. –

Tis hard to tell which is best: music, food, beer or rest. –

Beer… Now there’s a temporary solution. – Homer Simpson

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. – Oscar Wilde

Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder. –

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. –

There are more old drunks than old doctors. –

A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there’s more conversation. –

They who drink beer will think beer. – Washington Irving

All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. – Homer Simpson

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of  gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. – Dave Barry

Short Drinking Quotes


Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer."

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me — so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."

It's a deal.

There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.

I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.

Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

The government will fall that raises the price of beer.

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?

Religions change, beer and wine remain.

I think this would be a good time for a beer.

Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.

It is disgusting to note the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects and the amount of money that goes out of the country in consequence. Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.

You can only drink  or  glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer.

I work until beer o'clock.

Keep your libraries, your penal institutions, your insane asylums … give me beer. You think man needs rule, he needs beer. The world does not need morals, it needs beer. The souls of men have been fed with indigestibles, but the soul could make use of beer.

Beer is an improvement on water itself.

Everyone needs something to believe in … and I believe I'll have another beer.

I drink with impunity … or anyone else who invites me.

Here's to a long life and a merry one, A quick death and an easy one, A pretty girl and a true one, A cold beer — and another one.

Drink up and be somebody!

Beer glorious beer. Sing the praises of the first man to take barley and ferment the results now known as beer. Tip a cold pilsner to that  brewer. Give thanks to the beer god. I know not what course others may take but as for me … give me another beer!

I never drink beer before noon. Lucky for me, it is always after noon somewhere.

And on the seventh day, God made beer.

Everything I wanted to know about life I learned from beer.

You don't like jail? Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.One more drink and I'd be under the host.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

With heigh! The sweet birds, O how they sing! Doth set my pugging tooth on edge. For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world.I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."






Latest Drinking Quotes


An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Blessed is a mother who gives birth to a brewer.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

There is nothing worse than a closed pub.

There is nothing worse than an empty homebrew bottle.

While beer brings gladness, don't forget that water only makes you wet.

No solider can properly fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

Beer that is not drunk has missed its vocation.

For any country to be a country you have to have an air force, a football team and a beer. You can get by without the air force and the football team but you have to have the beer.

He who has not been at a tavern knows not what a paradise it is.

If you can boil water, you can brew beer.

I recommend bread, meat, vegetables and beer.

From man's sweat and God's love beer came into this world.

Give a man a beer and he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew and he'll waste a lifetime.

Our liver is happy, our heart is joyful. May Ninkasi live together with you.

Some of my best friends are beers.

If God had wanted us to filter our beer, he wouldn't have given us livers.

Another one of them new worlds. No beer, no women, no pool parlors, no nothin' .

They who drink beer will think beer.

I'm allergic to grass. Hey, it would be worse; I could be allergic to beer.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

New Drinking Quotes


Beer is proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.

It was as natural as eating, and to me as necessary, and I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking … beer.

Whoever makes poor beer is transferred to the dung hill.

Good beer makes its own friends.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

He is a wise man who invented beer.

Most people hate the taste of beer — to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain this glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber through the chambers of my brain — quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies come to life and fade away. What care I how time advances? I am drinking Ale today.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

Whiskey? That'd be too warm; it gets your blood up. Porter's the very thing.

Popular Drinking Quotes


I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

After beer and women, bananas are nature's most nearly perfect food.

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of  gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot. Don't put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn't eat.

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.

Put it back in the horse!

Twenty-four hours in a day, twenty-four beers in a case: Coincidence?

Nunc est bibendum — "Now is the time for drinking."

Drinking too much is bad for you, but not drinking at all is even worse.

Homer no function beer well without.


This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer.

I am not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. We don't have to go to meetings.
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